Yesterday my daughter again asked why I didn't do something useful with my time. Talking about my "doing something useful" seems to be her favorite topic of conversation. She was "only thinking of me"...
COMPLETE AND FINISHED No English dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between these two words. In a recently held linguistic competition held in London, England, and attended...
I saw an advert for a sort of gun which pushes a kind of nail into the wall to hang up pictures. I know it was around £20 to buy and I intended buying one, but didn't take notes as I thought I would...
Joe is very fond of going to the local brothel, but after his last visit he notices that he has some green lumps growing on his will*e. He frantically dashes off to the doctor's who examines him...
I have asked this before but have not had an answer. There was a mistake in it, which was put right, but I have still pondered every day and not come up with anything at all. If no answer I will have...
1. Grow your own dope - plant a man. 2. Okay Ralph ..... let me 'splain it to you again. You're big, I'm little: BUT!!!! - You're dog, I'm cat .... that makes me the boss! Got it? 3. With age, comes...
For the last two. I have already asked once several days ago but no-one seemed to know, so here I am again. 1. Was El Campin, the main stadium in Bogota built by McAlpine? Only literally as this...
DO YOU KNOW THIS CHEMICAL ENGINEER? The importance of an occupation after retirement. As we get older we sometimes begin to doubt our ability to "make a difference" in the world. It is at these times...
These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services: The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals. The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks on the Water. ‘The...
Ever since I broke a couple of ribs two weeks ago I have been taking paracetamol, 500mgs. with 30 mgs codeine (prescribed for the pain). The pain is still with me although it is gradually getting...
Little Girl: Mum - what does virgin mean? Mother: When a Mum and Dad love each other very much and they want to show how much, the dad gives a gift to the Mum. Dad does a special thing with Mum. He...
So would appreciate further clues to the following: 1. If 2 = 48, 3 = 13 and 5 = 31 what does 6 equal? 2. Who was 591 for 5 days, 154 for one day and 2 for approximately 5 hours? Put numbers in front...
What on earth does this mean? It's a clue in a quiz but as I am not at all computer literate it is just a jumble of letters to me. RGB 61,89.171 Hex 3D59AB, Microsoft Access 11229501. Where are the...
only four to go but have wracked my brains and cannot find an answer. 20. An accurate timekeeper, readily started and stopped , used in race timing etc (9 letters - stopwatch, but where is the...
So, there's this yellow toad wandering around in the forest kinda p*ssed off because he doesn't want to be yellow. Life would be easier if he were brown like the other toads... He'd sure be less...
What deep thinkers men are... I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking on various...
I have gas central heating throughout the house (bungalow) but in the living room just a gas fire. My sister has the same system in her bungalow. I have been putting the central heating on and leaving...
At a Senior Citizen's luncheon, an elderly gentleman and an elderly lady struck up a conversation and discovered that they both loved to fish. Since both of them were widowed, they decided to go...
