Probably quite simple to anyone who knows. If High Definition is so much better than ordinary TV why isn't everything in High Definition? Why bother to make the other kind when I am going to turn to...
Supposing I wanted to look at Amazon, or any other website - I would type the word Amazon in my Search thingy and immediately (or thereabouts) I get about a thousand sites (exaggeration) all to do...
Kindly notice everyone for future use, I am now starone and not starbuckone. You will know because my avatar is still the same, so no excuses. Thanks to ed, true to his promise!
Paddy thought his new girlfriend might be the one but after looking through her knicker drawer and finding a nurse's outfit, a French maids outfit, and a police womans uniform, he finally decided if...
1. Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a Diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade. 2. I don't like wearing pantyhose. Every time I fart I...
1. Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee. 2. Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll...
I have used virgin olive oil for several years in my cooking mainly because it is supposed to be healthier than other oils and fats and my cholesterol level is bad. Now someone, whose opinion I value...
Two Aussies are in a locker room, taking a shower after their game, when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his bum! "If you don't mind my asking mate" said the first man, 'That cork looks...
Longest Nerve In The Body Did you know that in the human body there is a nerve that connects the eyeball to the anus? It's called the Anal Optic Nerve, and it is responsible for giving people a...
This is the Christmas Link quiz and I have tentative answers to these five, but I am not sure if they are right or if there is a better alternative so here goes - 22. Thread, Patch, Iron (begins with...
1. I will never be over the hill, I'm too darn tired to climb it! 2. Someone sent me an email about using VODKA for cleaning around the house. It worked!!! The more vodka I drank, the cleaner the...
You know why a woman's work is never done? They don't get up early enough. And then she asked "What's the best form of birth control after 50?" and I said "Nudity". When you think about it God has to...
Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peters Square, Rome . The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him...
Stuck on one and whichever way I look at it I cannot find the answer. Surname begins with R. Detach hot key fob to find where he was sitting. (4, 7.) Thanks for any help. It's probably an anagram but...
Don't know what I've done (again) but I seem to have lost my email facility. Thunderbird wanted to put an update on and I clicked yes and now they want me to do other things that I can't understand. I...
Dear Ed, I have noticed recently that a lot of posts with names made up of random letters have been removed, obviously they are trolls. If they are so easily recognisable, why are they allowed into AB...
A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One rainy day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway. 'Oh my God -...
Watching a film showing New York, and it made me wonder who built the first skyscraper and how high was it? Also, is there a limit to the height they can go and do they have to dig really deep...
