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Medical Dictionary..............

Artery: The study of paintings. Bacteria: Back door to cafeteria. Barium: What you do when patients die. Benign: What you be, after you be eight. Caesarean Section: A neighbourhood in Rome. Catscan:...
19:07 Wed 25th May 20221 answer, last by rccatnap 09:10 Thu 26th May 2022
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Believing...............

Tell people that there is an invisible man in the sky who created the universe and the vast majority will believe you. Tell them that the paint is wet and they have to touch it to be sure........
13:23 Sat 21st May 2022
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Dinner Date.................

A man and a woman have a chance meeting in a park and decide to meet up that very night for a meal. After the meal they go for a drive in his car to a romantic cliff top. Not a cloud in the night sky...
19:08 Fri 20th May 2022
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Sisters...............

Joe, the Matchmaker, goes to meet Mr. Ford, who has been a bachelor for many years. Joe says to Mr. Ford, "I suggest you do not delay it any further. I have someone in mind who is just perfect for...
19:14 Wed 18th May 20221 answer, last by Blubster 19:35 Wed 18th May 2022
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Boys Night Out...............

Two fellas were having a night out and decided to finish the session with a visit to the local brothel. The first one goes in and after a short period of time, comes out with a big smile on his face....
19:18 Tue 17th May 2022
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The Hooker..............

A couple were lying in bed together on the morning of their 10th wedding anniversary when the wife says, 'Darling, as this is such a special occasion I think that it is time I made a confession.........
15:20 Mon 16th May 20222 answers, last by Ellipsis 15:34 Mon 16th May 2022
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The Yank................

On a train from London to Manchester, an American was berating the Englishman sitting across from him in the compartment. "The trouble with you English is that you are too stuffy. You set yourselves...
15:15 Mon 16th May 2022
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An Honest Man...............

A bloke goes for a job on board a cruise ship. The captain asks him if he has had any experience at sea. He says "No, but I'm honest." so the captain takes him on. Three weeks into the journey the...
15:36 Sun 15th May 20221 answer, last by Patsy33 16:15 Sun 15th May 2022
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Red Indian Names..............

A little Indian boy asked his father how Red Indian children got their names. The father said, "When your sister was born, I looked out of the tepee and saw an elk running so I called her Running Elk....
19:06 Fri 13th May 20222 answers, last by Chipchopper 09:56 Sat 14th May 2022
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Eurovision Song Contest................

Congratulations to Ukraine for winning the 2022 competition next week.
19:13 Thu 12th May 20221 answer, last by Chipchopper 05:57 Fri 13th May 2022
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Confusions Part 2.................

3. If people evolve from monkeys, why are monkeys still around. 4. Why is there a 'D' in fridge but not in refrigerator. 5. Who knew what time it was when the first clock was made....
15:25 Wed 11th May 20229 answers, last by davebro 20:47 Thu 12th May 2022
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Confusions Still Unresolved...............

1. At a movie theatre, which arm rest is yours. 2. In the word scent, is the 's' or the 'c' silent....
15:19 Wed 11th May 20221 answer, last by bookbinder 15:28 Wed 11th May 2022
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How Old Were You...................

How old were you when you realised that race car spelt backwards is race car?
18:27 Sun 08th May 20229 answers, last by Chipchopper 10:31 Mon 09th May 2022
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Sixteen Logical Reasons Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:

1. The later you are, the more excited your dog is to see you. 2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name. 3. Dogs like it if you leave lots of things on the floor. 4. Dogs' parents...
19:33 Tue 03rd May 2022
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Dogging..................

I put all my dogging gear up for sale on Ebay. Not had any bids yet but there are 14 people watching
19:07 Tue 03rd May 20222 answers, last by Ellipsis 19:57 Tue 03rd May 2022
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Eyelids.............

He was born without eyelids so they circumcised him and used the skin to make some. The operation was a success but he is now cockeyed.................
19:03 Tue 03rd May 20221 answer, last by Ellipsis 19:11 Tue 03rd May 2022
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Five Pounds.................

Once upon a time there were two deaf mutes standing on a street corner talking to each other with sign language. Mute1 “What would you like to do?" Mute 2 "I don't know what about you?" Mute1 “Let's...
18:55 Thu 28th Apr 2022
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Whoopee..............

A whoopee cushion filled with gravy adds a new dimension to a rather tiresome practical joke..............
19:16 Wed 27th Apr 20222 answers, last by Chipchopper 06:20 Thu 28th Apr 2022
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Scrabble....................

My dog ate a bunch of scrabble tiles. I left him with the vet but still no word yet.............
18:55 Wed 27th Apr 20221 answer, last by Bazile 18:59 Wed 27th Apr 2022
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Mohawk..............

An old man is sitting at a bus stop, when a teenage boy with a multi-colored mohawk sits down. The old man just stares at the boys hair. Finally the boy says "What, haven't you ever done anything wild...
19:30 Sat 16th Apr 2022

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