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Little Emily................

Little Emily, ran into the house, crying as though her heart would break. “What’s wrong, dear?” asked her father. “My doll! Billy broke it!” she sobbed. “How did he break it, Emily?” “I hit him over...
19:13 Mon 08th Aug 20221 answer, last by zebo 11:10 Wed 10th Aug 2022
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Power Cut...................

We had a power cut at my place this morning and my PC, laptop, TV, DVD, iPad & my new surround sound music system were all shut down. Then I discovered that my iPhone battery was dead and to top it...
19:05 Mon 08th Aug 2022
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Ness And Tony..............

There's this young couple, let's call them Ness and Tony, they've been married for about a year, and the bride isn't getting any sex. Just about every night Tony comes home, has a shower, gets changed...
19:25 Sat 06th Aug 20222 answers, last by douglas9401 19:32 Sat 06th Aug 2022
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Another Tip..............

Don't ask your wife when dinner will be ready when she is mowing the lawn.
19:15 Tue 02nd Aug 2022
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Relationship Tip...............

Do you want to make your lady feel special? Place her picture in the kitchen and write Employee of the month on it. She will love it!...
19:10 Tue 02nd Aug 20223 answers, last by aelmpvw 19:14 Tue 02nd Aug 2022
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Mirror, Mirror...................

A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop and hangs it on her bathroom door. One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says "Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bust line forty four"....
19:08 Fri 29th Jul 20221 answer, last by William51 19:12 Sun 31st Jul 2022
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Whoopee....................

A whoopee cushion filled with gravy adds a hilarious new dimension to a rather tiresome practical joke......
18:59 Thu 28th Jul 20224 answers, last by William51 19:13 Sun 31st Jul 2022
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A Sick One...............

I was having a smoke outside the pub when some dude in a wheelchair said, "Why do you smoke when you don't have to?" I looked at him and asked, "Why are you wearing shoes?"...
18:53 Tue 26th Jul 2022
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Snow.............

Be thankful that it is not snowing................imagine shovelling snow in this heat.
17:45 Sat 23rd Jul 20224 answers, last by Spicerack 22:09 Sat 23rd Jul 2022
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Cliff..................

Cliff Richard was in China when a fan came running up to him, shouting, "Criff! Criff! I'm ur biggest fan! Me ruv ur songs. My favourite is Ichy Sore Fanny." Cliff is a bit shocked and says that he...
19:13 Sat 16th Jul 20227 answers, last by Hopkirk 06:47 Sun 17th Jul 2022
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The Hitman.............

An old bloke hires a hitman to kill his wife of 40 years. The hitman says, "I'll shoot her just below the left boob." The husband replies, "I want her dead not kneecapped."...
18:59 Fri 01st Jul 2022
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Memory Loss.............

Having too much sex can cause memory loss. I read it on Page 14 in a medical journal on the 29th of November 2019 at 3.17pm....
10:30 Wed 29th Jun 20221 answer, last by Ken4155 10:31 Wed 29th Jun 2022
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A Foolish Man...............

A foolish man complains of a hole in his pocket while a wise man uses it to scratch his balls...........
19:19 Mon 20th Jun 20224 answers, last by murraymints 18:09 Fri 24th Jun 2022
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Filling Up....................

I filled my car up with fuel for £110 and drove off without paying. I was up in court today and got fined £75. Follow me for more tips........
19:45 Sat 18th Jun 20222 answers, last by mallyh 20:03 Sat 18th Jun 2022
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Chef On Board...................

An Airline starts a new concept of having a chef on Board the plane. This demanding passenger walks up the aisle and tells the hostess, "Let me get a cheeseburger, not too rare, not too well done, but...
19:20 Fri 03rd Jun 2022
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And Another.............

He looks down at the black member and says, "What do you feed that on?" "Beens." is the reply. "Baked beans." "No. Human beings."...
19:03 Tue 31st May 2022
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Similar Story In The Gents...............

There was a black man standing at the urinal having a pee. A little white man stands next to him, unzips, takes it out and does the business. He looks down at the black man's member and notices that...
19:01 Tue 31st May 2022
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Breaking News................

A man who has trained his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground said that he went from Barking to Tooting in just over an hour.
11:59 Sat 28th May 20222 answers, last by Patsy33 12:14 Sat 28th May 2022
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Safe Sex.................

Condoms don't guarantee safe sex any more...a friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband................
19:15 Wed 25th May 20221 answer, last by nailit 19:21 Wed 25th May 2022

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