Pacific cruise ship sinks with only three survivors washed up on a desert island...David, Darren and Daisy. After a few months nature takes it's course and the three of them engage in regular menage a...
Two men walking down the road see a blind dog vigorously humping a cabbage.
One guy says to the other.....poor thing....must have thought it was a collie....
Two married guys are out drinking and moaning about their wives. One says...I can never sneak into the house after a night on the lash...she always hears me! The other guys says....do what I...
Two shirtlifters are caught at it in an alleyway by a policeman. One runs off but the cop grabs hold of the other one. The cop says....I ought to stick my truncheon up your arse for doing that. The...
Mr. Cadbury met Miss Rowntree in a room on Quality Street. it was After Eight. He turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic, then slipped his hand into her Snickers and showed her his Curly Wurly....
A man was arrested three times this week for knocking his wife out. The police asked him why he keeps beating her. He replied "fancy footwork, better reach and a significant weight advantage."
Just a tip for all you diy motor mechanics like myself. I used a radiator stop-leak product yesterday called K-Seal. An American equivalent of Radweld. The difference is that this actually works....
Just a tip for all you diy motor mechanics like myself. I used a radiator stop-leak product yesterday called K-Seal. An American equivalent of Radweld. The difference is that this actually works....
A keen angler tels his wife she's going fishing with him. She complains and he offers her an ultimatum....if she doesn't come fishing she's got to give him a blow job or take it up her trumper. She...
Paddy goes to the3 docs complaining of acute deafness. The doc asks him to describe the symptoms. Paddy says: Well Marge has blue hair and Homer is ever so fat!
It is with tremendous sadness that I have to tell you that a local blonde lady has just lost 95 percent of her brain capacity. Her husband just left her.
The way this country is going there will only be two banks left......the blood bank and the sperm bank. If those two merge we really will be run by bloody w*nkers!
Don't you just hate those people who come to your door of an evening selling stuff or representing some charity or other. A woman came to my front door last night collecting for a sperm bank. I gave...
A bloke fancies a girl he works with but she's got a boyfriend. He offers her a thousand quid if she will have s3x with him just the once. She agrees, as long as it's only once. He says ......don't...
