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Lenny Henry is determined to have a lie in bed for a while. He ain't getting up the crack of Dawn anymore.
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What do you call a woman with a spade up her bum? I don't know either but it sure as hell ain't Dawn French.
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Even older: An octopus goes into a bar. He bets the barman for free drinks all night that he can play any musical instrument. Someone gives the octopus a guitar. He plays it better then Jimi Hendrix....
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Old but worth a repeat: A prostitute is pregnant and goes to the doctor. The doc asks if she knows the father. The prossie replies.....when you eat a tin of beans do you know which one makes you fart?...
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Here's a tip for the Grand National. Creosote at 7/1 odds. It's good over fences....
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Heathrow Airport security staff have detained an arab who they discovered had a joint of meat up his bum. It appears he's a member of Hamass.
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An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman are discussing their children. Rupert says...my son was born on Saint Georges Day so I called him George. Jock says....my son was born on Saint Andrews Day so I...
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Cliff Richard is playing a gig in Shanghai and one of his Chinese fans comes to the dressing room door to see him. Chinaman says....me rike your song Itchy Sore Fanny. Cliff says....I've never sung a...
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A judge jails and Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman for 20 years each. It's the judges birthday and he's in a good mood so he grants each man the right to take anything they want into jail with...
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Viagra is now available in teabags. It doesn't improve your performance in bed much but it stops your biscuit going soft.
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Kids know far too much at a young age these days. I was in the waiting room and saw a wee girl playing with Barbie and Ken dolls. Barbie was on all fours getting a good seeing to by Ken. I...
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I get on really well with my lesbian next door neighbours. They just bought me a Rolex. I think they misunderstood me when I said to them.....I wanna watch.
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Elton John goes to a tattooist to get a picture of a Rolls-Royce tattooed on his appendage. The tattooist tries to convince him to get a picture of a Land Rover on it instead. Elton enquires why. The...
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What's the difference between Basil Brush and a suicide bomber? A suicide bomber only goes BOOM once.
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My photocard driving licence expires in March this year. What's the procedure for renewing it and how much will the DVLA charge? (Please TWR don't post an answer).
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An old one but worth a repeat..........Teacher asks the class of seven year olds who can come up with a sentence with the word fascinate. A little girl says she went to the zoo and was fascinated by...
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A young policewoman was out in the cold weather gathering evidence and she wished she'd put her thermal underwear on. Her colleague advised her to let the police alsatian sniff her lady bits, and the...
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Guy goes into MacDonalds and orders a big mac, fries and a drink. The assistant is a beautiful young woman. She asks the customer if she can make it large for another 30p. He says: You already have...
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Watched Rick Stein on the tv the other night and he cooked duck in orange juice. Can't find the recipe on the internet. Anyone out there be able to help? Many thanks...
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Where is the glow plug relay on a 2000 plate Corsa B 1.7 (Isuzu engine) diesel?

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