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Work

Life at work is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different levels. Some are climbing up, some are climbing down. The monkeys at the top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys...
13:48 Wed 04th Aug 20101 answer, last by Seafarer1966 13:50 Wed 04th Aug 2010
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Lingerie

The wife came downstairs in stockings and suspenders. She sat on the sofa opposite me. She smiled seductively, opened her legs and said.....I haven't got any panties on. I said....thank christ for...
13:46 Wed 04th Aug 20103 answers, last by ll_billym 12:16 Fri 06th Aug 2010
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Games

Just got thrown out of a mosque. I was standing there during prayers....and....well....I couldn't help myself.....I just LOVE leapfrog!
15:02 Tue 27th Jul 20102 answers, last by Seafarer1966 13:37 Wed 28th Jul 2010
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The Difference

What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? Iron Man is a superhero. Iron Woman is an instruction....
15:01 Tue 27th Jul 2010
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Alex Higgins RIP

Alex Higgins is due to be buried in a peaceful corner of a cemetery at the side of a chinese fella, with a jamaican at the other side, and a pakistani in front of him. A family spokesman said he's...
14:59 Tue 27th Jul 20103 answers, last by askyourgran 15:06 Tue 27th Jul 2010
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Very Old Irish Joke

Paddy has a job interview and is nervous. He asks Mick what questions he might get asked. Mick says.....well at de tree interviews oi've had in moi loife dey always ask me if I know me roight from me...
14:54 Tue 27th Jul 20101 answer, last by marval 17:48 Tue 27th Jul 2010
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Wife Joke

A wife says to her husband....you only ever want s3x when you are drunk. The husband say....that's not true.....sometimes I want a kebab....
14:49 Tue 27th Jul 2010
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Irish Joke

Irish Police today discovered what they suspected to be a mass grave of dead snowmen. Further tests revealed it was actually a field of carrots.
15:16 Thu 01st Jul 20103 answers, last by McMouse 17:37 Thu 01st Jul 2010
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Plumber Joke

Came home and caught the plumber having intercourse with my dog. The Police wouldn't arrest him as he was Corgi registered.
15:14 Thu 01st Jul 2010
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Another England Joke

Gerrard, Rooney and Carragher have bought their kids vuvezulas back from South Africa. The kids are delighted. They can now siphon petrol out of cars quicker than the other kids in Liverpool.
15:13 Thu 01st Jul 2010
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England Joke

Police broke into a mans house after neighbours reported not having seen him for a few days. They found him dead on the bedroom floor wearing stockings, suspenders, high heels, an orange stuffed in...
15:11 Thu 01st Jul 2010
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Travel adaptor for Turkey

Is it the same as the usual two pin European type?
11:35 Tue 22nd Jun 20102 answers, last by jno 13:11 Tue 22nd Jun 2010
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Turkey

Is the exchange rate better in Turkey itself rather than changing my pounds into Turkish Lira here in England before I go on holiday? Sensible comments please from people who really know rather than...
11:34 Tue 22nd Jun 20105 answers, last by yizzy 22:31 Tue 22nd Jun 2010
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Englishman, Arab and a Mexican

Englishman, Arab and a Mexican are drinking together in a bar. The Arab says...in my country we have so much sand to make we don't need to use glasses more than once....pulls out a gun and blows his...
12:10 Fri 28th May 20102 answers, last by piggynose 21:45 Fri 28th May 2010
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Takeaway

I ordered a chinese takeaway last night. The chinese delivery guy brought it to my house and said it was £20. I said to him.......what's Jordans eldest son called? He said.....Halfey Price. I...
10:38 Tue 20th Apr 20103 answers, last by ELVIS68 00:13 Thu 22nd Apr 2010
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Queen joke

Old but worth a repeat.... Freddie Mercury, Elton John and the Queen Mother die and go to Heaven. At the pearly gates Saint Peter tells them that Heaven is full and there's room for one more only....
17:10 Mon 19th Apr 20103 answers, last by Seafarer1966 10:35 Tue 20th Apr 2010
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Pizza

What does a pizza delivery man and a gynacologist have in common? They can both smell it but they're not allowed to eat it....
16:18 Tue 13th Apr 20104 answers, last by craft1948 23:19 Tue 13th Apr 2010
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Francais

What's the difference between Thierry Henry and Lenny Henry? Thierry is still phuqqin french.
12:51 Mon 12th Apr 20102 answers, last by another-view 12:23 Tue 13th Apr 2010

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