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Seafarer1966 | 10:32 Fri 14th Aug 2009 | Jokes
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A man was arrested three times this week for knocking his wife out. The police asked him why he keeps beating her. He replied "fancy footwork, better reach and a significant weight advantage."
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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?


Nothing.........you've told her twice already!
Ha ha ha, excellent, a welcome change in this place with the usual drivel from marvel and co, thanks for shareing.

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