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We were so poor at Christmas that if you didn't wake up with a stiffy Christmas morning you had nothing to play with.
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I was sorry to hear that Andrew Lloyd Webber was ill. I hope he doesn't make a song and dance about it.
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Another old one from the Ark but can't get much worse than some of the others on here... Three Englishmen are stuck in the desert. They have plenty of water but have had nothing to eat for two weeks....
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This is an old one but worth a mention for the youngsters who haven't heard it... On board a Transworld Airlines flight the pretty young stewardess asks a passenger if he would like some Transworld...
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Simon Cowell is rounding up as many mingers as he can find. He wants to make Susan Boyle look good in her new video so is surrounding her with munters. The bus leaves at 9 in the morning. Don't be...
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What's that product called that is made by Loctite in a small blue plastic bottle? It is applied on a bolt thread to stop it undoing so easily i.e. on a brake caliper assembly.
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A man goes to the library and asks for a book on dwarf s3x. The librarian shudders and says....how can you stoop so low? The man replies....yes that's the one!...
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Paddy was talking to Mick. Did you hear that the Bond girl that was also in The Avengers has split her fanny wide open? says Paddy. Bejaysus no! Says Mick.....you mean Honor Blackman? Paddy...
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I was volunteering in a soup kitchen. At closing time I seemed to upset the clientele. All I said was....hurry up....don't you know some of us have got homes to go to?!

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