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On A Lighter Note...

Snigger.
15:30 Sat 16th Mar 20132 answers, last by moonraker558 16:08 Sat 16th Mar 2013
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Contraception.

Q: What does an elephant use as a tampon? A: A Sheep Q: And what does it use as a vibrator? A: An epileptic sheep....
15:03 Sat 16th Mar 20134 answers, last by moonraker558 17:48 Sat 16th Mar 2013
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Job Interview.

Interviewer: "What would you consider your greatest weaknesses?" Applicant: "My honesty and openness." Interviewer: "Oh.. I don't think I'd consider honesty a weakness...." Applicant: "I don't give a...
14:54 Fri 15th Mar 20132 answers, last by Chipchopper 19:44 Fri 15th Mar 2013
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Recovery From Surgery

A surgeon went to check on his patient after an operation. "You'll be fine," he said. She asked ... “How long will it be before I am able to have a normal sex life again doctor?" The surgeon seemed...
14:52 Fri 15th Mar 20133 answers, last by ttfn 18:43 Fri 15th Mar 2013
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Cost Of Living

The cost of living has now gotten so bad that Mrs Moony is having sex with me again because she can't afford the batteries any more.
20:47 Thu 14th Mar 20136 answers, last by ttfn 18:38 Fri 15th Mar 2013
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Ttfn

Where is old tt, I see she hasn't been around for a while. If you are just browsing tt this is for you to cheer you up.♥...
17:10 Wed 13th Mar 201328 answers, last by Mamyalynne 00:44 Thu 14th Mar 2013
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A Very Early Good Morning All

First day back to work today after a week off and have been awake since 02.30......What is that all about.... I recon by about 8ish I will be hangin'. But to look on the bright side the snow is...
04:32 Mon 11th Mar 2013117 answers, last by Iluvspikey 10:28 Mon 11th Mar 2013
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Bbc Iplayer

Is it possible to save a radio program on iPlayer that was on last night and convert it to mp3 or similar please.
13:06 Fri 01st Mar 20132 answers, last by moonraker558 07:35 Sat 02nd Mar 2013
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Sisters?

Are Natalie J Robb (Moira) and Dawn Steele (Alice) related in any way? I can see similarities between the two, ie mannerisms, accent and looks. Or am I just fantasizing again. Drool. ♂ ♀...
17:23 Thu 28th Feb 20134 answers, last by Fanriffic 23:34 Thu 28th Feb 2013
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Alt Codes

Just been looking through all of the alt codes, And it would appear that a tick symbol is not among them, would anyone know if there is one hidden somewhere please?
11:37 Wed 27th Feb 20136 answers, last by moonraker558 12:21 Wed 27th Feb 2013
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Ipad Mini.

I have just been given a new ipad mini, while setting up or trying to I have noticed that before you can download any free apps you have to give then your card details first...I can understand if you...
16:03 Tue 26th Feb 20132 answers, last by woofgang 17:24 Tue 26th Feb 2013
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Typical Scots.

Five Englishmen boarded a train just behind five Scots, who, as a group had only purchased one ticket. Just before the conductor came through, all the Scots piled into the toilet stall at the back of...
17:42 Sat 23rd Feb 20131 answer, last by LochNessMonster 10:19 Sun 24th Feb 2013
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I Don't Believe It..........

I have just driven home from work and actually drove about a mile past my road before I realised what I had done. What a silly Moony I am. rofpmsl....
17:12 Thu 21st Feb 201338 answers, last by tonyav 18:23 Thu 21st Feb 2013
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Sat Nav Querie

Is there a Bluetooth enabled sat nav for trucks/coaches that you can enter waypoints on to it so you can go the way you want and not the way the sat nav tells you?...
16:08 Thu 14th Feb 20132 answers, last by Nibble 17:57 Thu 14th Feb 2013
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Grandma's Computer.

The computer swallowed grandma, Yes, honestly it's true. She pressed "control" and "enter" And disappeared from view. It devoured her completely, The thought just makes me squirm. She must have caught...
04:38 Thu 31st Jan 20135 answers, last by ttfn 09:22 Thu 31st Jan 2013
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It's The Way I Tell Em'.

I was telling TTFN in the pub about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her boobs. "Really" she said, "Go on then...try." After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to...
19:16 Sun 27th Jan 20138 answers, last by ttfn 22:48 Sun 27th Jan 2013
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Ttfn

I went to the pub last night and saw TTFN dancing on a table. I said, "Nice legs." The TTFN giggled and said with a smile, "Do you really think so." I said "Definitely! Most tables would have...
22:01 Sat 26th Jan 201313 answers, last by ttfn 18:08 Sun 27th Jan 2013
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Re: http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/ChatterBank/Question1204845.html

Well done I say. http://www.salisburyjournal.co.uk/news/salisbury/salisburynews/10173527.Race2Recovery_team_cross_the_finish_line_in_Dakar_Rally/...
12:58 Sun 20th Jan 20133 answers, last by ttfn 13:46 Sun 20th Jan 2013
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Want A Laugh...

Applied online for a part time coach driving job via Careerbuilder. They have sent me an email this morning about another job they think will suit me.......you will never guess..... Go try again........
12:54 Sun 20th Jan 20138 answers, last by tha120 09:29 Thu 19th Jan 2023

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