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Ttfn V Moony

Ttfn & Moony were on their wedding night in their honeymoon suite. As they were undressing for bed, Moony, a big burly man, tossed his trousers to Ttfn and said: "Here, put these on." She put them on...
11:47 Sun 28th Apr 201325 answers, last by Psybbo 18:10 Mon 29th Apr 2013
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Where Is Matt 2012

This guy sure gets around. Check him out in N Korea.
21:31 Mon 22nd Apr 20134 answers, last by ttfn 21:14 Tue 23rd Apr 2013
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Spot Moony.

http://tinypic.com/r/2guflo6/6...
08:24 Wed 17th Apr 201310 answers, last by Tilly2 21:05 Wed 17th Apr 2013
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Puzzle.

Not sure how this works but it does. Try this maths puzzle to predict your favourite film, mine was Star Wars. Pick a number between 1-9 Multiply by 3 Add 3 to that number Multiply by 3 again Add the...
11:02 Tue 09th Apr 201317 answers, last by aelmpvw 18:24 Tue 09th Apr 2013
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Sighhhhhhhhhh!

I spent all day yesterday washing and polishing my car and even mucked out inside and today it rains. I wouldn't mind but I have to nip down the postie in a minute. Well thanks a lot. Rant over!...
08:47 Tue 09th Apr 20133 answers, last by cupid04 12:00 Tue 09th Apr 2013
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Ttfn

This will put a smile on her chops. pizap.com13654377698012.jpg See if you can spot me....
17:18 Mon 08th Apr 201321 answers, last by moonraker558 21:26 Mon 08th Apr 2013
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Ed ♥

Are you about old chap?
14:04 Mon 08th Apr 201321 answers, last by dannyk13 15:12 Mon 08th Apr 2013
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Old Moony.

Old Moony gets on a bus, there are no seats so I lean on my walking stick, suddenly the bus brakes sharply and I slip. A young boy sat watching me say's "Mister, if you had a rubber on the end of your...
13:46 Sun 07th Apr 20134 answers, last by excelsior-1 15:36 Sun 07th Apr 2013
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Here We Are Then...

At the start of our mini activity break, and the first day is bog snorkeling. Tomorrow we have Alpaca shearing in the morning, followed by our favourite... All in mud wrestling..last person standing...
14:04 Wed 03rd Apr 20138 answers, last by ttfn 20:52 Fri 05th Apr 2013
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Good Morning Playmates

Up and at em, Spring is in the air, Birds are nesting, The sun is on the way up, I'm in the mood for love....... What's to be miserable about? It's a great life and ...............Bugger my bottle is...
03:42 Wed 03rd Apr 2013173 answers, last by tonyav 09:00 Wed 03rd Apr 2013
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If You Can't Beat Em.

Don't she look better now. pizap.com13647569108481.jpg...
20:21 Sun 31st Mar 20136 answers, last by ttfn 22:42 Sun 31st Mar 2013
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Fao Ttfn

Hey old gal fancy a night out... http://www.bic.co.uk/events/Event_Details.asp?event=6053...
16:18 Sun 31st Mar 201325 answers, last by ttfn 23:20 Sun 31st Mar 2013
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The Word For Today Is....

Gusset. I will leave it up to you lot to make something of it. How about a one liner with the word gusset in it....
09:19 Sat 30th Mar 201311 answers, last by ttfn 12:26 Sat 30th Mar 2013
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Morning My Darlings.

It's alright for you lot chilling out but I am stuck here at work for 12 hrs all together now............ Awwwwwwwwww. Where's tt with my lunchbox?...
10:45 Fri 29th Mar 20138 answers, last by anneasquith 10:59 Fri 29th Mar 2013
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You Never Know What The Day Will Bring!

Hi guy's, I have been on a course all this week and during one of the countless tea breaks I got talking to the instructor doing the course, it turns out his girlfriend is the girl in this video, she...
20:00 Wed 27th Mar 20138 answers, last by moonraker558 22:45 Wed 27th Mar 2013
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Motoring Fines.

I don't know if this is common knowledge, I am attending a mandatory VOSA driving course this week and this was mentioned. If you get a speeding ticket or something else where you will get a fine and...
17:38 Tue 26th Mar 201317 answers, last by north star 14:13 Thu 04th Apr 2013
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Oops.

My wife sat down opposite me, I said to her "Have you got any knickers on?" "Yes" she said with a cheeky grin" So I said "Thank god for that I thought the stuffing was coming out of the settee"...
22:12 Mon 25th Mar 20137 answers, last by MadMen 23:09 Fri 29th Mar 2013
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More Snow.

It is now snowing like crazy here on the Plain with the biggest snow flakes I have seen in a long time, everything is now plastered in the stuff. Anyone else getting it?...
11:29 Sun 17th Mar 201350 answers, last by Mamyalynne 19:53 Fri 12th Apr 2013
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On Behalf Of Ttfn & Myself

We just like to say good morning now that we are up.
10:04 Sun 17th Mar 201324 answers, last by triggerhippy 22:00 Sun 17th Mar 2013
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Here's A Tough One.

Who is the actress on the bingo ad prior to emmerdale starting, the one settling down on the sofa with a hot drink.
16:14 Sat 16th Mar 20138 answers, last by moonraker558 18:18 Tue 26th Mar 2013

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