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Moony Is Dancing.

Can you spot me?
16:44 Sat 28th Jun 201411 answers, last by TWR 10:26 Sun 29th Jun 2014
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Am I Going Senile?

I got a new stick deodorant today. The instructions said: “Remove cap and push up bottom.” I can barely walk, but whenever I fart, the room smells lovely....
14:31 Sat 24th May 20146 answers, last by sunny-dave 14:42 Sat 24th May 2014
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Happy Birthday Ttfn

Have a very happy birthday old gal, I hope you can get by without a big wet sloppy kiss from me. What shall I do with this bottle of Courvoisier?...
03:29 Sun 18th May 201425 answers, last by Maydup 00:26 Tue 20th May 2014
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Golf Panties.

he Swede's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear. 'Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any...
18:28 Sun 11th May 20148 answers, last by frugalfred 09:15 Mon 12th May 2014
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They Got An Answer For Everything

Moony always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to Mrs Moony, "Notice anything...
18:23 Sun 11th May 20143 answers, last by Tilly2 18:28 Sun 11th May 2014
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Drive Thru Atm

A new sign in the Bank reads: 'Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new...
18:15 Sun 11th May 20145 answers, last by paddyk 13:01 Mon 12th May 2014
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Fao Tony.

· I tried to catch some fog, but I mist. · When chemists die, they barium. · Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. · A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned...
18:10 Sun 11th May 20143 answers, last by marval 18:23 Sun 11th May 2014
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Mystery Plant?

Can anyone tell me what this is please? I have just adopted it from next doors empty garden. [IMG]http://i59.tinypic.com/dztnrs.jpg[/IMG] and just in case that will not work......
16:56 Fri 09th May 201410 answers, last by Old_Geezer 09:17 Sat 10th May 2014
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Canary Islands

Any tips on good hotels/resorts free of children or nightclubs but within easy walking distance to the local bars and taverna's in the evening. Thanks.
12:58 Sun 20th Apr 20149 answers, last by Ann 00:34 Tue 06th May 2014
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Ee Ecky Thump!

I were in t' pub in Barnsley last Satdy neet, when this really unbelievably ugly woman come up t' me, squeezed me bum and said, "Give us tha number, sexy." I replied "Has tha got a pen?" She smiled...
20:53 Sun 02nd Mar 20146 answers, last by scoob101 20:28 Tue 11th Mar 2014
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Snowdrops

Is it just my imagination or are there far more Snowdrops around this year and seem to be lasting longer. I can't remember seeing as many in previous years. Something to do with all this rain maybe....
16:57 Sat 01st Mar 201414 answers, last by zebo 18:41 Sat 08th Mar 2014
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Some Highbrow Internet Humor

"Lexophile" is a word used to describe those that have a love for words, such as "you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish", or "to write with a broken pencil is pointless." A competition to see...
21:37 Wed 26th Feb 201414 answers, last by Mojo-Jo-Jo 22:52 Wed 26th Feb 2014
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Hi Girls.

Have you missed me as much as I have missed you. I thought so.❤...
22:41 Wed 19th Feb 201423 answers, last by cupid04 14:40 Thu 20th Feb 2014
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Just In Case

TTFN should look in this is to say Merry Christmas old gal. http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/ChatterBank/Question1199759.html Sorry couldn't myself....
17:59 Sat 21st Dec 20131 answer, last by moonraker558 17:59 Sat 21st Dec 2013
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What Do You Call A Frenchman Wearing Sandals?

Filippe Flop
22:36 Tue 17th Dec 201310 answers, last by zabado 09:51 Wed 18th Dec 2013
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Can You Imagine Ryanair Doing This?

.... Yeah, me too!! http://unlooker.com/airline-pulls-amazing-christmas-stunt-passengers/...
13:41 Tue 17th Dec 20134 answers, last by murraymints 13:58 Tue 17th Dec 2013
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Old Moony Is Back.

A man went to Harley Street in London , having seen an advert for a Gynaecologist's Assistant. Knowing that nowadays, job advertisers aren't able to discriminate against the applicant's gender, he was...
15:08 Sat 23rd Nov 20135 answers, last by boingo 15:42 Sat 23rd Nov 2013
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Vodafone Music

What is that music called on the new vodafone ad on TV please.
00:20 Fri 01st Nov 20131 answer, last by ChillDoubt 00:23 Fri 01st Nov 2013
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Enva Cream Sherry

Hi guys, can anyone tell me where you can still buy enva cream sherry? I can't find it anywhere.
15:21 Sun 27th Oct 201329 answers, last by Jeza 19:14 Sun 27th Oct 2013

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