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Gizmonster

A Guy Walks Into A Bank And Says, "i Want To Open A F***ing Bank Account" ....

.... to which the teller replied, "I beg your pardon, what did you say?" "Listen up, damn it! I said I want to open a f***ing bank account, right now!" "Sir, I'm sorry, but we don't tolerate that kind...
17:24 Fri 26th Apr 20136 answers, last by EDDIE51 23:21 Sat 27th Apr 2013
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MadMen

Parking At Gatwick...

I've kind of left it to the last minute, but need to know if there's anywhere close to Gatwick that I can park, cheaply? I was supposed to be getting a coach, but just been informed it's no longer...
15:29 Mon 08th Apr 20139 answers, last by grasscarp 16:24 Mon 08th Apr 2013
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ttfn

Many A Slip

Anyone else remember this series which ran for some 15 years? I have just listened to an episode on Radio4 Extra - Comedy Controller, hosted by Roy Plomley with the original team: Eleanor Somerfield,...
12:25 Sat 16th Mar 20137 answers, last by ttfn 12:57 Sat 16th Mar 2013
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ttfn

What Do You Do

with yours ? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-20919864...
14:17 Sat 05th Jan 201311 answers, last by ttfn 22:16 Thu 10th Jan 2013
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Jemisa

Not His Day...

A young, lonely bloke driving across the country decided to pick up a stunning, blonde hitchhiker. A few miles into the journey , the blonde started coming onto him, so needless to say, he pulled over...
23:41 Fri 28th Dec 20122 answers, last by marval 00:08 Sat 29th Dec 2012
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ttfn

Mistletoe For Moony

Come and get it !
21:15 Fri 21st Dec 201242 answers, last by moonraker558 12:04 Sat 22nd Dec 2012
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plowter

Why Are There So Many Trucks With Red/green Livery?

Why are there so many trucks/lorries with red/green livery? I don't mean Eddie Stobbart. I mean the traditional local tipper, haulage and farm trucks. Many of them seem to have a dark red...
20:04 Sat 08th Dec 201212 answers, last by plowter 23:59 Sat 15th Dec 2012
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ttfn

Moony - It's For You ♥

♫ Moony, Moony, Moony ♫ I work all night, I work all day, to pay the bills I have to pay Ain't it sad And still there never seems to be a single penny left for me That's too bad In my dreams I...
22:11 Mon 12th Nov 201218 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 23:35 Mon 12th Nov 2012
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Kiki-frog

Clive Dunn RIP

Just heard that Clive Dunn has passed away. That is so sad. Dad's Army was part of my childhood, and 'Don't Panic!' a favourite catchphrase. Sad, sad, sad.
18:09 Wed 07th Nov 20124 answers, last by moonraker558 23:12 Wed 07th Nov 2012
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AB Editor

Jokes Round-Up

Good day! You may have noticed that the Jokes section can now hold its head high as a top-level topic (rather than being hidden amongst then skirts of Phrases & Sayings). To celebrate, here's a...
12:24 Mon 24th Sep 201214 answers, last by Devonian 23:21 Sat 06th Oct 2012
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mellymell

I think

Most of you are lovely
04:03 Sat 15th Sep 201227 answers, last by chaptazbru 14:52 Sat 15th Sep 2012
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ttfn

Talking Of Badgers ...

Brock paid a visit last night and dug no fewer than 13 bloody holes in the front lawn. Looked a real mess this morning. Never mind - nature is wonderful ;)
21:00 Wed 05th Sep 201236 answers, last by mrs.chappie 20:19 Fri 07th Sep 2012
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sunny-dave

Wind

I went to the doctor and said : "Every time I drink a French aniseed liqueur I break wind so loudly it sounds like a motorbike is passing" He simply replied : "Absinthe makes the fart...
20:22 Thu 17th May 20126 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 21:59 Thu 17th May 2012
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ttfn

Happy Birthday Moony ♥

Calling Moonraker54 - where are you? (see what I did then?) I really hope that Mrs Moony has got you some nice presents - a new razor, a clean vest, a barber's appointment - that sort of thing. Enjoy...
00:13 Fri 04th May 201219 answers, last by ttfn 10:42 Sun 06th May 2012
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Psybbo

Ena - back to normal

or still moonie?
21:22 Sun 11th Mar 201210 answers, last by moonraker558 22:20 Sun 11th Mar 2012
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tony_mc

SKYPE

Hi Family over the pond keep telling me to get SKYPE - what do i need to make this happen?...
08:22 Sun 05th Feb 20129 answers, last by commoner 14:41 Sun 05th Feb 2012
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craft1948

Urgent

Urgent message to all ginger ladies. Don't have a brazilian.................... it looks like a fish finger....
22:32 Mon 21st Nov 201119 answers, last by trt 18:04 Thu 01st Dec 2011
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anneasquith

FAO ttfn ?

ttfn is that you and mamy in your new avatar ?
20:14 Wed 08th Jun 201120 answers, last by anneasquith 23:42 Wed 08th Jun 2011
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emmie

did anyone see a young American singer called Jackie Evancho

she was featured recently on BGT i think. She is the 13 year old who either won, or was on another talent show possibly american idol, If anyone did see her, were you impressed or not quite sure if...
06:55 Mon 06th Jun 201123 answers, last by Philtaz 17:40 Tue 07th Jun 2011
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kia cat

solar lights

We bought some from £1 shop. Minimal instructions on the box and only one out of the four work. This may sound daft but should the lights be fully charged [with the lights switched off for the...
05:44 Thu 02nd Jun 20117 answers, last by johnkundi 15:30 Fri 06th Sep 2019

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