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Spoilt For Choice

Mrs McM asked me if I wanted lunch. I enquired what the choices were. She answered "Yes or No"...
09:58 Tue 28th May 201312 answers, last by Traci66 12:07 Tue 28th May 2013
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Confession

An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues: Man: 'I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren....
09:48 Tue 28th May 20132 answers, last by marval 14:16 Tue 28th May 2013
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Should Beckham

get a Knighthood?
15:53 Wed 22nd May 201323 answers, last by Hopkirk 16:25 Wed 22nd May 2013
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Jeremy Forrest

What's happening? Has he been to court?
13:57 Wed 22nd May 20135 answers, last by josaphine32 14:38 Wed 22nd May 2013
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Royal Mail Barmy

Bin men just emptied my wheelie-bin and I went to bring it back to the house. As I walked back down the drive the Postman followed me and I said "good morning" and held out my hand for the letters. He...
09:28 Tue 21st May 201322 answers, last by FredPuli43 18:35 Tue 21st May 2013
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The Agony Of Ageing

On the morning that Summer Time ended I stopped by to visit my ageing friend. He was busy covering his penis with black shoe polish. I said to him, "You better get your hearing checked - You're...
11:18 Fri 17th May 201311 answers, last by headwreck 22:43 Sun 19th May 2013
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New Book

A man goes into Waterstones and asks the young lady assistant, "Do you have the new book out for men with short penises?" She replies, "I'm not sure if it's in yet." "That's the one; I'll take a...
09:28 Fri 17th May 20135 answers, last by sancho1960 21:09 Fri 17th May 2013
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What Deep Thinkers Men Are...

I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer.The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking on various topics. Finally I thought about an...
10:03 Thu 02nd May 20134 answers, last by cupid04 15:53 Thu 23rd May 2013
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Wednesday Titter

An Afghanistan diplomat visiting the US for the first time was being wined and dined by the State Department. The diplomat was not used to the salt in American foods (French fries, cheeses, salami,...
10:04 Wed 01st May 20131 answer, last by excelsior-1 10:12 Wed 01st May 2013
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What's In A Name?

Yesterday was introduced to a chap who I last met at school some 60 years ago when he was called Ralph. His name is now pronounced "Raif". Anyone know any other name transformations?...
12:17 Tue 30th Apr 201366 answers, last by douglas9401 00:38 Wed 01st May 2013
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What A Tramp

A woman was standing on top of a cliff and just as she was about to commit suicide by jumping off, a tramp walked past and said "as you're about to commit suicide, do you mind if we have sex first"...
11:46 Fri 26th Apr 2013
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Staying Near Mansfield

Staying near Mansfield next week. Anyone suggest some good restaurants?
11:09 Thu 18th Apr 20134 answers, last by mikey4444 15:52 Fri 19th Apr 2013
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The Sun Is Shining

Spring has arrived. Great Tits in next door garden. Rejoice.
15:38 Wed 17th Apr 201311 answers, last by McMouse 15:55 Wed 17th Apr 2013
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To Be Sure

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation in Jerusalem . While they were there, the wife passed away . The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her buried here in the Holy Land for £150...
12:25 Wed 17th Apr 20132 answers, last by frugalfred 20:06 Wed 17th Apr 2013
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I Wish

An Emergency Call Centre worker in London has been dismissed from her job, much to the dismay of colleagues who are reportedly unhappy with her treatment. It seems a male caller dialed 999 from a...
09:36 Wed 17th Apr 20132 answers, last by marval 10:37 Wed 17th Apr 2013
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Tradition Or Badge Of Shame?

Prior to 1983 competitors at the Masters in Augusta were required to employ local black caddies, who in turn were required to wear white boiler suits and green caps. Since 1983 players have been...
11:51 Tue 16th Apr 20135 answers, last by FredPuli43 12:14 Tue 16th Apr 2013
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Banned And Badged.

I notice that although banned, docspock has been awarded badges. How does this work?
10:58 Fri 12th Apr 201316 answers, last by triggerhippy 13:10 Fri 12th Apr 2013
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Should She Face Firing Squad?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-22061670# Although the prosecution asked for 15 years the judge sentenced her to death....
12:00 Mon 08th Apr 201329 answers, last by lcg 21:19 Tue 09th Apr 2013
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Magic Mushroom Research

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-22042994# Should research be approved in order to help people with depression?...
10:30 Mon 08th Apr 20135 answers, last by Sqad 10:41 Mon 08th Apr 2013

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