i'm loving his stories in the jungle especially watering his wife's flowers lol ,poor anne is as much use as a chocolate teapot I really don't know why she went in there ,I know she suffers from...
went to dentist this morning and I've got to have a root canal done i'm really frightened of the dentist and this is really worrying me ,does it hurt as I've heard horror stories.
watched this last night, absolutely fascinating ,that poor chimp certainly took a bashing as usual David Attenborough made it very interesting, looking forward to the rest .
i was in the queue at lidls this morning and the lady in front was very chatty and smiley the cashier asked if she had been out lately and she replied my recycle bin has been out more than me ,it made...
i can make a great fruit cake but sponges no ,today I have just attempted cupcakes they are in the oven as we speak hope they are ok, my sponges from passed attempts could have been used as discus x
a couple who are addicted to having sex in multi-storey car parks are caught by the police and found guilty of public indecency.The judge said they were wrong on so many levels x
husband : "guess what .on my way to work I heard the postman say he'd seduced every woman on this street except one"
wife: "huh! I bet it's that stuck up madam at number 23"...