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Misheard

i was talking to my granddaughter about a person I know who I met at bingo I said she's the one that f's and blinds but has a heart of gold ,granddaughter looked at me funnily and said how can she...
13:10 Tue 11th Sep 201830 answers, last by Canary42 01:09 Thu 13th Sep 2018
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Story Time

I can't do the link but look up the Scottish grandma reading the wonky donkey to her grandchild I found it hilarious xx
16:18 Fri 07th Sep 20189 answers, last by Arksided 20:12 Fri 07th Sep 2018
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Whiskers

I have to give myself a good plucking every few days otherwise i'd end up with a full set why does this happen ?
11:34 Tue 04th Sep 20185 answers, last by Buenchico 16:59 Tue 04th Sep 2018
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Health Lottery

can anyone tell me where the mega raffle prize numbers are I've googled everywhere ,they said it started on the 1st September x
13:07 Sun 02nd Sep 20187 answers, last by ABSpareEditor 10:57 Mon 03rd Sep 2018
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Just A Bit Of Fun

if you were a fruit or veg what would you be ... i'd be a melon ,plenty to hold on to but sweet in the centre x...
11:17 Fri 24th Aug 201843 answers, last by choux 21:50 Fri 24th Aug 2018
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A Man Meets A Girl

a man meets a girl in a bar 'would you like to come back to my place' he asks .'i'm not into casual sex 'she says. 'all right then ,i'll wear a tie '....
13:11 Thu 23rd Aug 20187 answers, last by Hopkirk 17:01 Thu 23rd Aug 2018
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People My Age

after reading about the shop lifter I can't help thinking that perhaps our parents and police had the right idea of a clip round the ears or legs for wrong doing ,most people I know say it didn't do...
11:11 Mon 20th Aug 201829 answers, last by Patsy33 21:46 Mon 20th Aug 2018
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Cute Dog

I can't do links but there is a story about a dog who thought little girl in sea was in danger so he rescued her .
13:57 Wed 15th Aug 201814 answers, last by Togo 19:03 Wed 15th Aug 2018
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Casualty

nasty neil from corrie was on here last night playing a very caring dad nice to see him acting the good guy x
12:30 Sun 29th Jul 20183 answers, last by Caran 00:20 Mon 30th Jul 2018
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Silliemillie

just wondering how you are doing I haven't seen the little scots terrier lately xxx
08:27 Sat 21st Jul 20183 answers, last by silliemillie 12:28 Sat 21st Jul 2018
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Help Identify Plant

my mum gave me a plant that looked like the top of a pineapple now after a couple of years it has flowered with a waxy long pink flower with green bits hanging out the end of the flower has anyone any...
19:03 Fri 20th Jul 201818 answers, last by 1ozzy 08:12 Sat 21st Jul 2018
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Oh I Feel Old

they have just released the 100th now that's what I call music, we bought our daughter the first in 1983.
12:39 Fri 20th Jul 201829 answers, last by DarceyK123 15:20 Fri 20th Jul 2018
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Swede

I've had some very heated discussions with northeners (hubby included)and scots about swedes which they call turnips ,I say swedes are orange and turnips are white with purple tops .I even took my...
12:47 Mon 16th Jul 201860 answers, last by mightymouse 18:41 Mon 16th Jul 2018
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Anniversary

we have been married 45years today, hubby still introduces me as his first wife (to keep me on my toes ) lol x
08:54 Sat 14th Jul 201852 answers, last by mallyh 18:01 Sun 15th Jul 2018
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Fao Scorpiojo

morning ,emerald is in the clue of the k m links x...
06:33 Sat 14th Jul 20181 answer, last by Fibonacci 07:32 Sat 14th Jul 2018
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Give It To Me

"give it to me " yells a wife "i'm so wet give it to me now " scream all you want "her hubby said "i'm keeping the umbrella "...
11:04 Fri 13th Jul 20183 answers, last by marval 17:37 Fri 13th Jul 2018
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A Woman

a woman goes into a sex shop to buy a new toy "how much is that red one on the wall "she asked "i'm sorry madam that's the fire extinguisher"...
11:02 Fri 13th Jul 20182 answers, last by marval 17:35 Fri 13th Jul 2018
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Flies

anyone tried the bag half filled with water and 4 pennies in to deter flies .i'm just going to try it x
12:55 Mon 09th Jul 20188 answers, last by mallyh 12:24 Wed 11th Jul 2018
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Ghost Town

on Saturday I went out and it was like a ghost town no one about, I quite expected to see tumbleweed rolling down the street then I passed a pub and one almighty cheer came from it so I guessed...
09:15 Mon 09th Jul 201821 answers, last by spathiphyllum 15:25 Mon 09th Jul 2018
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Hardcore Pawn

the daughter on this needs a lesson in manners she drives me mad with her attitude ,her brothers not much better .what do you think .for all those who don't watch don't get excited it's about pawn...
11:38 Sat 30th Jun 20186 answers, last by Old_Geezer 22:39 Wed 04th Jul 2018

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