Well can you? And how did you dance in the younger years?? (or still!!?) Ive just watched a few on youtube...dance crazes? How to do "the stroll" (50s) Wish i could jive!! I irish danced for...
Tom and Clark were standing on the roof of their building drinking a few beers on their break and Clark said, "Hey Tom, did you know that if you jump off this building, after you get down so far,...
While the bar customer savoured a double martini, an attractive women sat down next to him. The barman served her a glass of orange juice, and the man turned to her and said, "This is a special...
You have to imagine Fred had never been out of his native town of Bowton (Bolton) except for the odd day trip to Blackpool, so when he received an invite from an old friend to visit him in London you...
· A Paris Hilton - an expensive hole · A Diego Maradonna - a nasty 5 footer · A Salman Rushdie - an impossible read · A Rock Hudson - thought it was straight, but it wasn't...
I have just been listening to 'The Pickerskill Detentions' on radio. The episode had PW in the cast. I have not seen or heard of him since Department S. Does anyone know what he has been doing since...
A teacher is teacher her primary class new words, and the word for today is "definitely". Having explained the word she says "Okay class, can someone give me a sentence using the word...
A woman stopped by at her sons house unannounced. She knocked on the door and walked in She was shocked to see here daughter-in-law Lying on the couch totally naked Soft music was playing and the...
A famous wine merchant's regular taster passes away, so the boss starts interviewing for a new one. But he's aghast when a drunk tramp stumbles in to apply for the position. Anxious to get rid of him,...
who was driving home one night, ran into a car driven by an Englishman. The Scotsman got out of the car to apologise and offered the Englishman a drink from a bottle of whisky. The Englishman was glad...
A blonde takes her car to a mechanic! The mechanic says 'Nothing to worry about, it’s just sh!t in the air filter!' She says 'Brilliant, how many times do I have to do that?' Cops came and...
If you were going to date a footballer ... it would be a goalie, yes?
I loved that England guy yesterday. He was just so big, and cocky, and in your face....
A guy goes to a tattoo parlour and asks the owner if he would tattoo the words "yes" and "no" onto his pen!s. The owner agrees. When the job is complete the guy pays and leaves....
An old couple were out on thier 60th wedding anniversary and they decided to go to the place where they had first met. After they had eaten the husband say's to his wife "Hey you remember that...
