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marval
Whisky and Viagra For a really stiff drink...
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Duncer
Tongihts North Korea v Columbia game was held up because the Hampden Park authorities showed a South Korean flag as the players were flashed up on the screen, resulting in the ladies from the North...
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gness
My beautiful son-in law has just died. Back when I............x
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magicmick
I have this phone for about 2/3 weeks, great no problem until today, I had a call the green phone light up to answer and red to end call, but I press to receive call and nothing just keeps ringing...
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marval
Following the assault of a young woman, the police rounded up the usual suspects for a lineup; suddenly, the Polish suspect stepped forward and screamed "That's her!" A Polish man was...
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marval
An inscription problem According to the Knight-Ridder News Service, the inscription on the metal bands used by the U.S. Department of the Interior to tag migratory birds has been changed. The bands...
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marval
Dear sirs, Last Saturday I purchased two of your so-called 'Lucky Dip' tickets. However neither of them turned out to be lucky and I lost all my money. In what sense do you consider my tickets to have...
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marval
COLUMBUS' MOTHER:" "I don't care what you've discovered, You still could have written!" MICHELANGELO'S MOTHER: "Can't you paint on walls like other children? Do you have any idea...
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fortis70
25a) town in metropolitan borough of kirklees west yorkshire (6) ?a?l?y
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mrs_overall
The Answerbank radio show is finished. I have been contacted and told I have caused offence. The whole idea was meant to be amusing nonsense and I apologise for offence caused, although none was ever...
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magicmick
Around midnight police patrol car stopped to check a car in a quiet country layby he shone his torch into the car and found a young couple on the back seat all hot and sweaty and their clothes in some...
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Jemisa
There was a man in a hospital who thought that he would die. So he asks the beautiful nurse to accomplish his last wish. "Nurse," he says, "I want to kiss the head of Nikita...
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josaphine32
I had a knock at my door at midnight Last night, From a neighbour who was at the local village Pub, When they were outside haging a smoke, someone dumped 2 kittens off, they phoned the RSPCA but was...
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Georgiesmum
Our doctors say everyone should eat oily fish at least three times a week. These include sardines, fresh salmon and mackerel, etc. Do you?
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ladybirder
Decathlete Daley Thompson or Sir Steve Redgrave? Or somebody else, say Dame Kelly Holmes? Their respective achievements are here. http://www.dailymail....-ceremony-honour.html Personally I would like...
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madiba
A woman decides to have a face-lift for her 47th birthday.  She spends £20,000 and feels pretty good about the results. On her way home she stops at a news-agent to buy a paper. ...
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SCOTTYBOY22
WHICH SHAKESPERE CHARACTER SAID DOTH TEACH THE TORCHES TO BURN BRIGHT
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Jemisa
My 3 favourites are Jon, Nathen, Roger... You got any fave's? jem...
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welshlibranr
blowing a gale and raining again here!........so fed up with this weather!....how is it with the rest of the UK?

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