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One for the ladies

Why do you get upset when we men leave the toilet seat up? I mean its not as if us blokes get shirty when you leave it down do we?
12:17 Tue 03rd Oct 200620 answers, last by VannaB 23:59 Tue 03rd Oct 2006
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just a thought

before I sign out for the last time ever, I wondered if anyone else thought it was strange for soneone who claimes to have been a former officer in the Intelligence Corps to have compromised his...
20:50 Fri 18th Aug 200660 answers, last by mccfluff 02:22 Sat 19th Aug 2006
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hols

Im taking Mrs johnlambert away to Egypt for a 2 week holiday, see you all when we reurn. all the best Xxx
19:39 Tue 01st Aug 200612 answers, last by Pippa68 22:56 Tue 01st Aug 2006
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Helicopters

If a helicopter had enough fuel to hover in one spot for 24 hours would it see the whole world revolve underneath it?
18:00 Thu 27th Jul 20065 answers, last by bridgenut 20:37 Thu 27th Jul 2006
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Partners!!!!!!!!

When did we all stop having wives, husbands, girlfriends and boyfriends? Everyone now refers to their respective partner and I very rarely hear the term wife/husband etc
21:21 Mon 17th Jul 200631 answers, last by wonder years 11:25 Thu 20th Jul 2006
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sophie ellis-bextor is dead

sophie ellis-bexter is dead, she was found head butted to death in a Paris disco the police say is was "Murder on zidan's floor"
09:01 Sat 15th Jul 20065 answers, last by GroovyLady 01:49 Sun 27th Aug 2006
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Ward~Minter an apology

It seems that after an alcohol soaked weekend I offended Ward~Minter. Although quaffing copious amounts of beers/gin+tonics/port is no excuss for rudness, I cant think what came over me, (it was...
02:10 Mon 10th Jul 200618 answers, last by Pippa68 11:38 Mon 10th Jul 2006
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happy birthday

happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy biiiiiirthdaaaaaaaaaay dear United states of Americaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa happy birthday to you. Hip hip hooray Hip hip hooray Hip hip hooray Happy...
01:45 Tue 04th Jul 200612 answers, last by cymrudiamond 23:49 Wed 05th Jul 2006
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Numbers, bullet points and Spellcheck

Ed, why did you remove the number and bullet point facillity? can we have them back pleeezze and can wee haaave a spellchekk as welll so we dont have any embaarrasssing speeelingg mistaics? thank you
13:15 Fri 30th Jun 20064 answers, last by Dolly1308 03:08 Sat 01st Jul 2006
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willy's

following on from FNG henrys post, what would you ladies do if you had a willy for a day? My wife would spend all day p!ssing in snow, (writing her name etc) and on the toilet seat etc
01:13 Fri 09th Jun 200628 answers, last by Sally 16:53 Thu 22nd Jun 2006
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Blair the hypocrite

Al Qaeda's Abu al Zarqawi was killed in an air raid earlier today, this odious creep's death was welcomed by amongst others our Prime Minister Tony Blair. Given that this Zarqawi was a cold blooded...
20:31 Thu 08th Jun 200632 answers, last by maxximus 12:03 Sat 10th Jun 2006
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How does my cat catch moles?

Twice in the last couple of days I've come home from work and found a dead mole at my front door deposited by our cat. Last night when i returned home the place looked like an animal battleground,...
10:39 Thu 01st Jun 20062 answers, last by heathfield 15:24 Thu 01st Jun 2006
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oy I was reading that

What happened to the private parts discussion? who removed it?
19:59 Wed 31st May 200618 answers, last by lightoftruth 22:48 Mon 19th Jun 2006

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