I do not know if this has ever been posted...I have not cae across it, if it has I apologise, if not I hope you like. Nurse: “Of course I won’t laugh,” “I’m a...
Can you help please we have Microsoft XP system which has been running fine up until now but at this moment it is running really slowly ,just on normal usage,is there anything I can try ,I would be...
Personally I totally agree with it! “We’ve bought into the idea that education is about training and “success”, defined monetarily, rather than learning to think critically and...
The screen on my laptop has started to go blank for no apparent reason. It has happened 5 or 6 times now and I can't see any pattern in it happening. When it happens, nothing responds and I'm not able...
Has any religious person ever seriously wondered why their idol would have bothered to create Earth and all its sinning and questioning minions? It surely would have made more sense to create the...
Three men were walking aimlessly in the desert. They came upon a castle. Dying of thirst, they decided to go into the castle. Inside they found no men, just dozens of beautiful women. The three men...
A man goes to his doctor and says, "Doc, I have a problem. My girlfriend is sleeping over this Friday, my ex-wife is sleeping over this Saturday and my wife is coming home Sunday. I need three...
This has probably been done before as it seems familiar, but there you go, they are all old aren't they? All drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. Example, the trade name is Tylenol and...
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. When he finally gets himself to the doctor, he says," How bad is it doc? I'm...
A woman in a supermarket sees a deal offering 5 boxes of tampax for one pound. She can’t believe how good the deal is and asks the manager “is this deal correct?” “Yes madam, 5...
Stephen the Chicken Trevor the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called 'pullets' and eight or ten roosters, to fertilize the pullets' eggs. Trevor...
A very shy guy goes into a pub and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I...
...what about running the site as an Answerbank? If we must have these frankly unfunny 'jokes' clogging up the place, could they not be shunted off to a proper forum for those who want just to chat?...
I would like to share an experience with you about drinking and driving, and you should all take heed. As you well know, some of us have been known to have had brushes with the authorities on our way...
You have a family of 3>>4 children, your on your own & hard up, in debt & in need of food etc, you have tried the benefits office without joy, would you go out and steal from the...
Ok so I was kinda seeing this guy for about 7 months but he broke it off saying I was too clingy, not true. I was so confused. Anyways I stayed in a flat with his friend, a girl, but we fell out big...
Despite millions (billions?) of pounds spent on funding prestigious institutions and mega-projects, ask what these scientific 'breakthroughs' add up to and clear answers seem elusive. By the time...
