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One way around it.

I read that masturbation can affect your eyesight. These new reading glasses are brilliant!...
12:28 Tue 01st Feb 2011
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Solar Panels--units sold back to supplier?

Where can i find informatiom about the deal where solar panels are fitted to your house and un-used units are bought back by the Electricity company.
11:21 Mon 31st Jan 20114 answers, last by Groupie 11:44 Mon 31st Jan 2011
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I could never work in the Jobcentre.

Imagine if you got fired! You'd still have to show up the next day...
12:47 Sun 30th Jan 2011
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Did you hear about the one armed butler?

He can take it but cant dish it out
14:37 Sat 29th Jan 20111 answer, last by cc1 23:34 Sat 29th Jan 2011
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is it illegal to name a cat after a Film?

I just got a young kitten and want to name him "The Godfather"
19:07 Fri 28th Jan 201117 answers, last by society 20:12 Fri 28th Jan 2011
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2 women called at my door and asked what bread I ate,

when I said white they gave me a lecture on the benefits of brown bread for 30 minutes.. I think they were Hovis Witnesses....
15:30 Mon 24th Jan 20115 answers, last by piggynose 23:11 Tue 25th Jan 2011
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Groan

Two girls earlier on in tesco were having a big argument, it went on for ages then one of the girls just lost her trolley
19:48 Sat 22nd Jan 2011
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Accents can confuse.

Whats the difference between car crash and cock rash? Nothing if you're Irish....
13:34 Sat 22nd Jan 201118 answers, last by crisgal 23:30 Sun 23rd Jan 2011
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Took a urine test today.

Pissed it.
12:40 Sat 22nd Jan 20113 answers, last by sallabananas 09:40 Mon 24th Jan 2011
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I went busking with a pencil and a sketchpad the other day.

Didn't earn any money, but I did manage to draw a crowd.
16:23 Thu 20th Jan 20112 answers, last by marval 00:01 Fri 21st Jan 2011
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I work as a Barman,

and for a while now i have been worried as i'm always hearing voices at work even though there is no one there. To try and figure out what has been happening to me i went to the Doctor's and told him...
18:58 Wed 19th Jan 20111 answer, last by NazNomad 02:49 Thu 20th Jan 2011
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Miriam O'Reilly has been offered her job back by the BBC.

There are just a few wrinkles to iron out.
13:25 Mon 17th Jan 20115 answers, last by squarebear 10:20 Tue 18th Jan 2011
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I see James Corden is to host this years Brit Awards.

It's no laughing matter.
12:02 Sun 16th Jan 20114 answers, last by Backdrifter 16:25 Thu 20th Jan 2011
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Name that song Last night pub quiz

Composer vaccuming his house at night whilst listening to 80's pop music.
15:53 Sat 08th Jan 20112 answers, last by Groupie 16:19 Sat 08th Jan 2011
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Pub Quiz question Name this song?

Composer vaccuming his house at night whilst listening to 80's pop music.
15:43 Sat 08th Jan 201111 answers, last by gazzawazza 13:25 Sat 15th Jan 2011
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For the Guys " H N Y."

You know you're getting old when the barber spends more time on your nose and ears than your head!
19:34 Thu 30th Dec 20102 answers, last by smurfchops 19:56 Sun 02nd Jan 2011
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Now on Dave Ja Vue; "New to dave, Fawlty Towers"

Nice to see that Dave is on the cutting edge of new comedy, I'm looking forward to seeing the films by the up and coming actor Charlie Chaplin in the New Year
11:54 Thu 30th Dec 20102 answers, last by mollykins 14:07 Thu 30th Dec 2010
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Double Groan

Paddy and Mick were on a boat, They looked around to find everywhere deserted, Paddy turned to Mick and said "Where is everyone, Mick?" "Im not sure, They are probably down watching the...
12:09 Tue 28th Dec 2010
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What!!

I just can't stand joonerism spokes.
11:55 Mon 27th Dec 2010
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Festivities over!!

No more alcohol for me. Cold turkey today....
11:50 Mon 27th Dec 20104 answers, last by Groupie 12:34 Mon 27th Dec 2010

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