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For Minty

Hope you are ok, Minty, as we haven't seen you on here for nearly a week. How is your old man?...
17:18 Thu 07th Mar 201314 answers, last by tonyav 09:07 Fri 08th Mar 2013
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Good Luck In The New Home, Nom

"A house that does not have one worn, comfy chair in it is soulless." ~May Sarton "It's really Alfie's house - you just pay the mortgage." ~ adapted from Author Unknown "Hospitality is making your...
08:37 Fri 01st Mar 201321 answers, last by vodkancoke 13:11 Fri 01st Mar 2013
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An Aog-Style One - And It's Not The Daily Wail!

The local government official numpty of the year award for 2013 so far. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-21594109 Just unbelievable.......and he was saying that lunch time that he was not...
18:08 Wed 27th Feb 201390 answers, last by DTCwordfan 11:46 Thu 28th Feb 2013
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Owd - R.i.p.

I have just received a message from Mrs. Owd that Owd passed away peacefully and, as Mrs Owd, described it, sleepily, this afternoon in his hospice, his family all around him. Mrs Owd asked me to...
22:22 Mon 25th Feb 2013179 answers, last by Ann 00:05 Mon 04th Mar 2013
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One For The Mormons On Here

Cardinal O'Brien goes running into the Holy Father’s office and is quite beside himself. “Holy Father, Holy Father!” “What is it my son?” Pope EggsBenedict responds. “I have some good news...
17:32 Sun 24th Feb 20131 answer, last by starone 21:11 Sun 24th Feb 2013
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Preparing You For The Conclave Of Cardinals

Smoke Protocol out of the Sistine Chapel White smoke = We have a new Pope. Let the kissing of his knuckles begin. Black smoke = We are still without one. Please stop ringing the doorbell. Red smoke =...
13:24 Sun 24th Feb 20132 answers, last by starone 21:07 Sun 24th Feb 2013
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One Of My Favourites

An old one, I know A couple attending an art exhibition at the National Gallery in Canberra were staring at a portrait that had them totally confused. The painting depicted three black men totally...
19:35 Fri 22nd Feb 20134 answers, last by starone 11:31 Sat 23rd Feb 2013
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For You Physicists, Mathematicians And Engineers Out There.

I have sent this one to Facto-fiction for his thoughts but then it may be fun for some of you, particularly where you need to stretch the old physics brain. It comes of problem solving with a 14 year...
18:37 Fri 22nd Feb 201312 answers, last by DTCwordfan 00:30 Sat 23rd Feb 2013
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Fao Factor

Hi Factor - got a nice easy physics poser for you over on your e-mail if you could take a wee look, please.... Ta DTC...
17:32 Fri 22nd Feb 20134 answers, last by DTCwordfan 17:44 Fri 22nd Feb 2013
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Abers - Your Powers Of Thought And Prayer Are Needed.

Calling on ABers to up and activate themselves. Mrs Owd has just e-mailed me to say that Owd is back into Royal Oldham, back onto the drip and not very well. It will be sometime before he is able to...
21:47 Thu 21st Feb 201366 answers, last by tiggerblue10 18:03 Fri 22nd Feb 2013
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Issue With E-Mail Attachments

Hi can anyone help on these two... I can send ordinary e-mails off an AOL related/subsidiary company of their account with no problem. When it comes to adding an attachment and send, then it locks up...
15:44 Tue 19th Feb 20132 answers, last by DTCwordfan 18:26 Tue 19th Feb 2013
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Penguins On Bbc 1

It's brilliant and will be a bit of a tear jerker for some of the gals.....one chick has just been lost.
22:33 Mon 18th Feb 20133 answers, last by bundleone 11:51 Tue 19th Feb 2013
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The Sunday Night Trivia Page - Useless Information

Submissions please - the one condition being that it should be deemed really useless. 1. The first meal on the Moon was roast turkey, eaten by Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin. 2. A typical banana...
21:20 Sun 17th Feb 2013130 answers, last by marval 23:50 Sun 17th Feb 2013
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Fao Me

What on earth are they drivelling on about?
19:54 Sun 17th Feb 201329 answers, last by DJHawkes 20:19 Sun 17th Feb 2013
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Thanks Ed

for the name change. know that things are busy for you ré the others to come over. There's no comment just a platform for others to register their appreciation (and not complaints)...
19:40 Sat 16th Feb 2013104 answers, last by tamborine 01:00 Sun 17th Feb 2013
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A Bard's Valentine's Poem To The Ab Gals

The things about AB women we appreciate May seem indelicate: We'd like to find you in Mrs O’s shower And chase the Sunny soap for half an hour. We'd like to have you in our power And see your...
22:26 Thu 14th Feb 201354 answers, last by Iluvspikey 22:02 Fri 15th Feb 2013
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Army Way Of Using Toilet Paper.

Given everything has to be "taught" in the Army, from cleaning your teeth, to shaving, ironing and polishing your boots, are you surprised that there are instructions on how to clean one's self down...
19:55 Wed 13th Feb 20139 answers, last by Baldric 19:27 Sun 17th Feb 2013
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Fao Sloopy, Madmen And Her Fellow Somerset Abers.

How to Make a Gr-gs' Somerset Pastie: Shortcrust Pastry (you can use plain or wholemeal pastry) Potato chipped/ flaked or cubed into small pieces Swede also chipped flaked or cubed into small pieces...
00:05 Wed 13th Feb 201348 answers, last by DTCwordfan 11:14 Fri 15th Feb 2013
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An Update On Owd

Hi to all and first thing is that Owd and Mrs Owd were most appreciative of all the messages. Owd has had a bit of a rough time of late and you may have noticed that he hasn't posted - none of those...
08:55 Tue 12th Feb 201343 answers, last by queenofmean 19:11 Tue 12th Feb 2013
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Is Mrs O Now Adding Potash To Her Portfolio?

First Marigolds, then Mackerels, Owls, and staples as well - or in whatever order. But now I hear Mrs O is thinking of going into Potash production for furrtilizer or explosives production....
20:34 Fri 08th Feb 201317 answers, last by mrs_overall 01:02 Sat 09th Feb 2013

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