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Anybody See This On Countryfile?

The Mater's spaniel carries his dog-bowl around with him and anything he can get his choppers on. This is amazing and was shown on Countryfile last Sunday....and they showed several shots of the...
19:26 Tue 04th Jun 20137 answers, last by DTCwordfan 20:37 Tue 04th Jun 2013
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As It's "what's For Dinner?" The Yorkshire Pudding Yarn

A depressed-looking man, looking a bit like Ketterin' Ed, is sitting in a cheap, greasy diner in a Leeds suburb. He picks up the menu and sees that it contains just three dishes: meatloaf, shepherd's...
17:42 Sun 02nd Jun 20134 answers, last by DTCwordfan 17:57 Sun 02nd Jun 2013
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One For Our Resident Cambridge Physicist - Jim360

Q: Why are Cambridge Uni quantum physicists bad lovers? A: Because when they find the position, they can't find the momentum, and when they have the momentum, they can't find the position....
20:30 Thu 30th May 201329 answers, last by frozengal 09:58 Fri 31st May 2013
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New Specsavers Ad

well I haven't seen it before. Specsavers vet and cat ad - love it. Was on with BGT... Views?...
19:56 Thu 30th May 201315 answers, last by wolf63 17:04 Fri 31st May 2013
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My Lords, Ladies & Gentlemen (If There Are Any On Ab?)

Please be upstanding this evening in honour of two ABers and one other. 1. gness - her nth birthday but more than 21.......and for what she has been through in the last 24 hours. 2. ric.ror's mum -...
20:59 Wed 29th May 201352 answers, last by gness 10:52 Thu 30th May 2013
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Seen This Picture?

An amazing picture of an amazing wall. She took it over 20+years ago, tore down the ivy and led the Wisteria around. Today, this covers a 250 ft+ wall.....it's astonishing and put a smile on my face,...
20:27 Wed 29th May 20137 answers, last by hammerman 05:46 Thu 30th May 2013
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I'm Getting Fed Up Of Joke Removal Here.

Put up a half decent joke on here that may be smutty, but no worse than a lot of the others, and it gets removed.....The censorship is going far too far with this new desk-ed.
19:57 Sun 26th May 201319 answers, last by Jemisa 15:07 Sun 02nd Jun 2013
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British Airway's Wife

What does a BA Captain's wife do to her arse-hole before having sex? - Drop him off at the airport!...
19:11 Sun 26th May 20131 answer, last by tonyav 19:12 Sun 26th May 2013
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Cake Making

Put this on JJ's thread last night - it's fun..... Holiday Fruitcake Recipe You'll need the following: 1 C water 1 C sugar 1 C brown sugar 4 large eggs lemon juice 1 tsp. baking soda 2 C dried fruit...
19:06 Thu 23rd May 20136 answers, last by rowanwitch 10:32 Sun 02nd Jun 2013
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Has The Great Bastard Been Hatched Yet.......?

1st one in over 400 years in the UK, I gather.....remarkable. Any views? Any of you seen one? 24hour human surveillance - didn't know that twitching extended to hitching a baby Bustard....
21:49 Tue 21st May 201316 answers, last by rowanwitch 12:55 Wed 22nd May 2013
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Fao Desky

Hi Desky - Have the men been to see to your stove. What news is there? There's many of us concerned about your safety over this. Hopefully things have been repaired and you can move on with one...
17:27 Tue 21st May 20133 answers, last by pusskin 17:30 Tue 21st May 2013
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Places That You Have Had Sex During Your Lifetime:

Building on from Ratter's thread and most apropos for the Sabbath, places that you have had sex during your lifetime - one assumes the bed is universal: Copy and paste into text box and place a "X"...
10:58 Sun 19th May 201350 answers, last by HissingOwl 12:03 Sun 19th May 2013
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Why Are There No Male-Agony Aunts In The Tabloids Or Magazines?

A possible explanation for there being no male agony aunts... "Dear Jim,Last week I left for work as normal but having only gone a mile or so, my car broke down. I had to walk home again, and on...
19:46 Sat 18th May 201311 answers, last by anneasquith 23:22 Sat 18th May 2013
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Happy Belated 60Th Birthday Mr Chris "buenchico"

What more can we say, our sunny Ann not around to tip us off. A belated Happy Birthday to you and, of course, the exploding cake. You aren't escaping from that. DTC...
20:32 Wed 08th May 201363 answers, last by Ann 23:22 Wed 08th May 2013
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Keyboard Change

My G-(string) broke, and a clip underneath has gone, so am now sitting here with a new typewriter board. The shift 2 key is showing "@" now and the sister key shift' is showing "......How do I switch...
16:42 Wed 08th May 201310 answers, last by DTCwordfan 20:36 Wed 08th May 2013
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A Joke As Old As A Hill......

It was the first day of a new school year in Devon. Three boys arrive at class late and the teacher asks the first boy "Why are you tardy," the boy replies "I've been on Blueberry Hill" the teacher...
17:28 Mon 06th May 201329 answers, last by tonyav 19:55 Mon 06th May 2013
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Following On From Jem's Golf Club Joke

At the end of the tax year, the Inland Revenue sent an inspector to audit the books of a Synagogue. While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said, 'I notice you buy a lot of candles....
18:51 Wed 01st May 20134 answers, last by excelsior-1 23:46 Wed 01st May 2013
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I See Ed Has Been To Ikea.

Is this true?...
18:57 Tue 30th Apr 201312 answers, last by DTCwordfan 22:04 Tue 30th Apr 2013
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Ttfn & Moony 3

Moony decides to visit Bournemouth to see TTFN. Over dinner he brags that despite his advanced years of age, he could still have sex three times a night. After a long day of cognac drinking, TTFN...
18:22 Mon 29th Apr 20138 answers, last by ttfn 00:30 Tue 30th Apr 2013
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Ttfn & Mooney (2)

Mooney marries his lovely 25 year old TTFN. Because her new husband is so old, TTFN decides that on their wedding night they should have separate suites. She is concerned that the old raker could...
18:09 Mon 29th Apr 20136 answers, last by ttfn 00:49 Tue 30th Apr 2013

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