eyes down for your first number bingo dave is heree so its 88 two fat ladies and they still wouldnt have him onits own bingo dave oops i mena number1 1 and 7 daves iq key to the door 21 or in daves...
Back by popular demand, Aunty Agness is here to discuss your dilemmas and answers your distress calls. Do you have a problem and need urgent advice? Once again, please address all your queries,...
I can only think of 3, 1) No traffic on the road, 2) Free parking on the civic centre cos the council staff are on a day off 3) errrrrrrrrrr, well i had thought of 3 but i'm stuck now! what should i...
. . job done ! & to think the ol' man was gonna get a plasterer in - I never seem to get a guy who's good around the house ! What do you think girls, did I made the right choice ?Should I have gone...
Anyone bought their lady some eggs for easter? The old love egggs always seem to get them smiling and are great when shopping to ease the normal aggravatioin annd stess that the female of the species...
its a bank holiday heer today and tomorrow so im away home at 5 so i will be about later funny story a woman came in the shop looking for a vibrator she sais she wanted a big un. i showed her around...
The Swedish tax authorities are clamping down on web based strippers. They wish to collect the unpaid tax from the earnings of the girls. Their officials are making regular visits to porn sites on the...
i just made it up. Two notorious drunks are sitting at the bar. one is crying. the other asks what's wrong. the crying drunk says, "i've puked all over myself again and my wife's gonna kill me. what...
Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer...
. . . well, I'll probably end up with more of it on me than the wall anyway !! (Gotta repair the bits that fell off when I took the batten above the window down !) Wish me luck !
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/arti cle2367705.ece Gypsies get new homes due to them having to move from the Olympic site. Surely this should be no hard deal, don't Gypsies move all the...
