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Scouse Vasectomy

After having their 11th child, a Liverpool couple decided that was enough, as the social wouldn't buy them a bigger bed and they weren't strong enough to nick one. The husband went to his doctor and...
00:14 Thu 18th Nov 20109 answers, last by heathfield 11:41 Thu 18th Nov 2010
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Are you an Egghead

Further to a topic I raised a couple of weeks ago, I was asking if there was another series of 'Are You an Egghead' coming up, as Jeremy Vine was now the presenter instead of Dermot Murnaghan, and the...
23:46 Mon 15th Nov 20108 answers, last by stoofur 13:48 Tue 16th Nov 2010
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This morning's Daily Express

Did you see this morning's Daily Express where there was a whole page of stupid answers contestants had given on various quiz shows? My favourite one was where Anne Robinson asked, on the Weakest...
23:12 Mon 15th Nov 20106 answers, last by squarebear 12:57 Tue 16th Nov 2010
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No Colour

My daughter has an Alba 32" flat screen TV. The picture is perfect but in black & white. It is the same on all channels. Has anybody any ideas?
20:04 Wed 10th Nov 20105 answers, last by denis567 22:34 Thu 11th Nov 2010
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Try again. BT bills

Just received my latest bill from BT. Does anyone else find their bill from BT difficult to understand?. I think they make it unnecessarily complicated.
23:20 Fri 05th Nov 20103 answers, last by boxtops 23:30 Fri 05th Nov 2010
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Pointless Jobs

It was windy today and I saw a council worker using a blower to blow leaves out of the gutter. As fast as he blew them out the wind blew them back in. What other pointless jobs can you think of?
22:58 Wed 03rd Nov 201035 answers, last by Buenchico 01:09 Fri 05th Nov 2010
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Strange situation

Does anyone have an explanation of the following. On BBC1 at 7.30 on Mondays there is a programme called 'Inside Out'. The contents of the programme differ, depending where you live. Last Monday I set...
00:44 Tue 02nd Nov 20108 answers, last by Count-A-Strong 23:37 Tue 02nd Nov 2010
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No question

No question, but can't we move this topic on a bit. We have had the rant about overhead gantries for almost a month now, I am sick of seeing it when I click on 'road rules'
23:33 Sat 30th Oct 20108 answers, last by stewey 19:07 Sun 31st Oct 2010
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Funnies from local church magazine

1. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day and I couldn't find any. 2. I went to a seafood disco last week and I pulled a muscle. 3. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. They lit a...
22:51 Sat 30th Oct 20101 answer, last by marval 15:08 Sun 31st Oct 2010
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Poirot

Just been watching this weeks episode of Poirot ( I had recorded it) called 'Hallowe'en Party' I am not sure what time period it is set in, but it looks as though it could be in the 1920's - 1930's....
23:09 Fri 29th Oct 20107 answers, last by denis567 15:11 Sat 30th Oct 2010
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Pinched from a birthday card

I saw this joke on a birthday card and couldn't resist posting it on here. School teacher asks class of 7 year olds if they can give a sentence containing the word 'contagious'. Little Mary says, ' My...
22:52 Sun 24th Oct 20102 answers, last by carlton23 23:42 Sun 24th Oct 2010
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Eggheads

Jeremy Vine has been presenting' Eggheads 'for the past few weeks. Last time he presented the programme they had another programme called 'Are you an Egghead' presented by Dermot Murnaghan, to find a...
22:46 Sat 23rd Oct 20105 answers, last by Buenchico 22:58 Sat 23rd Oct 2010
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UK forces in Germany

I read in this morning's paper that we still have 20000 troops stationed in Germany and with their families it increases to 34000. Presumably other countries (US, France and Russia) also have troops...
22:18 Fri 22nd Oct 201010 answers, last by modeller 10:22 Sun 24th Oct 2010
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Federal Income Tax Scam

I am fed up of receiving emails saying that my electronic Federal tax payment has been refused, because I have entered the wrong number, and asking for sensitive information. As I am a UK citizen and...
22:59 Wed 20th Oct 20103 answers, last by Jemisa 23:49 Wed 20th Oct 2010
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Hot Water Bottles

Just bought a new hot water bottle, and it says on it not to use boiling water. Why? I have been using boiling water in hot water bottles all my life, and I cannot see why boiling water should not be...
23:02 Mon 18th Oct 201010 answers, last by jaydah 19:35 Tue 19th Oct 2010
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Crazy Rail ticket prices

I wonder how they work out the cost of rail tickets? I have today booked 2 Senior Railcard tickets from York to Reading. I wanted to book return seats but it was going to cost me £130.20 for the...
22:36 Thu 07th Oct 20107 answers, last by lilypoppyfre 13:21 Fri 08th Oct 2010
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Eddie Stobart depots

I live quite near to an Eddie Stobart depot (Sherburn, near Leeds) and I just wonder if anyone knows what they do at this depot. We see a constant stream of vehicles going in and coming out, but I...
22:18 Fri 10th Sep 20107 answers, last by ianknows 13:46 Sat 30th Jul 2011
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Pointless

Did others notice that on today's Pointless, they gave the value of a 'joey' as fourpence. I am old enough to remember the little silver threepence piece, that was always called a joey....
21:21 Tue 07th Sep 20109 answers, last by denis567 19:52 Wed 08th Sep 2010
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Wine bottle sizes

Does anyone know why a lot of the wine bottle sizes are named after biblical characters? I have tried to google it, but no luck...
22:50 Sun 05th Sep 20102 answers, last by denis567 23:14 Mon 06th Sep 2010
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EAO Everton123

Did you see in today's Daily Express about the release of a new book by Frank Dikotter called 'Mao's Great Famine'? The headline is 'Mao the Mass Murderer' then it goes on to say that for the first...
21:55 Fri 03rd Sep 20107 answers, last by jno 12:50 Sat 04th Sep 2010

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