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My wife has come across this gambling method that looks too good to be true so must be: http://www.advantagecasino.webs.com/ I know it can't work but find it difficult to explain why. Any thoughts?
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I am considering joining a charity sponsored cycle on this route next year. (Maybe not the whole distance but a section.) I know the organisers will provide the route etc. but out of interested I...
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I am interested to know 1) how well understood the term oesophagus is? 2) how many people have heard of Barrett's Oesophagus? (Answers please before googling it.) My interest comes from working for a...
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A good word costs no more than a bad one. Judge people by their questions rather then their answers. What use is knowledge without wisdom?
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Polygon - My parrot's flown away Politician - This parrot uses sound bites Political - Try to make parrot mentioned above, laugh Polytechnic - Where parrots play with Lego Polyps - mouth on a parrot...
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Of course I don't make up all the puns I post but I do originate a number of them. They're quite easy really. Have a go yourself. Here are some ideas for starters: > 1. About drug taking students:...
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I've posted 100 puns on Answer Bank now. But as the French say, un oeuf is un oeuf.
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Employees of the local 10-pun bowling club have gone on STRIKE, leaving the management in diSPARE. Staff say they want to live life in the fast LANE, but have been treated like TURKEYs and left...
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* 1 million microphones = 1 megaphone * 2000 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbirds * 10 cards = 1 decacards * 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche * 1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin * 10 rations = 1...
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You can't go through a difficult time without getting something out of it. We often cope with adversity better than prosperity. The things we desire are often more dangerous than the things we fear....
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A man wanted to become a priest, so he went to a theological college to enrol. But when he arrived, he was met at the gates, and given his degree without even having to step into the college. When he...
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What do you think? I have a little-used hotmail account. I've just received this email: "Dear Windows Live User, We are contacting you regarding your communication preference settings for Windows Live...
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A closed mouth gathers no feet It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
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Caviar Emptor - Beware of the fish. Carp Diem - Seize the fish. Veni, Vidi, Fishy - I came, I saw, I fished. Cod Erat Demonstrandum - Proving the fish. Squid pro quo - Done a fishy deal. Tempus...
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Caviar Emptor - Beware of the fish. Carp Diem - Seize the fish. Veni, Vidi, Fishy - I came, I saw, I fished. Cod Erat Demonstrandum - Proving the fish. Squid pro quo - Done a fishy deal. Tempus...
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Caviar Emptor - Beware of the fish. Carp Diem - Seize the fish. Veni, Vidi, Fishy - I came, I saw, I fished. Cod Erat Demonstrandum - Proving the fish. Squid pro quo - Done a fishy deal. Tempus...
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What's the difference between a weasel and a stoat? A weasel is weasily recognised but a stoat is stoatally different. > > > > > What's the difference between a photocopier and the...
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(Don't know if this is the right place to post them but thought you might like them.) People are like tea-bags. You have to put them in hot water before you can tell how strong they are. The only job...
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Dylan is in a queue at the Supermarket when he notices that the rather dishy blonde behind him has just raised her hand and is giving him a big 'hello' . He is rather taken aback that such a looker...
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Harlez-vous francais?? .....? Can you drive a French motorcycle? Repondez s'il vous plaid .....? Honk if you're Scots. Que sera serf .....? Life is feudal. Monage a trois .....? I am three years old....

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