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Can I add a Copyright message to a video

I have been given a short video sequence by a medical consultant for use on my charity's website but he would like me to add a copyright message on it. Is there an easy piece of free software that...
12:38 Mon 30th Jul 2012
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More Ant Acid

A man diagnosed with the potentially pre-cancerous condition, Barrett’s Oesophagus, is prescribed Omeprazole. A few days later, he returns and says the drug makes him hallucinate and he keeps...
18:47 Sat 30th Jun 20121 answer, last by tonyav 18:49 Sat 30th Jun 2012
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Ant acid (that's formic)

A rare side effect has been found for some people taking Ranitidine that only occurs at midwinter when their fingernails undergoa growth spur. You'd better watch out, Zantac claws are coming to town....
18:30 Sat 30th Jun 20124 answers, last by Starbuckone 20:16 Sat 30th Jun 2012
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Windows update and Google browser

I hate Microsoft. Why do I always have to restart the computer whenever I have to install the new security patches? It never seems to be right afterwards. I use a laptop (Win7 Home premium SP 1) which...
17:25 Thu 14th Jun 20123 answers, last by methyl 23:04 Mon 18th Jun 2012
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Medical daffynitions part 5

Rectum - Damn near killed 'em Red blood count - Dracula Rheumatic - Amorous Saline - Where you go on your boyfriend's boat Scar - Rolled tobacco leaf Secretion - Hiding something Seizure - Roman...
14:42 Thu 19th Apr 20122 answers, last by Starbuckone 22:23 Thu 19th Apr 2012
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Medical daffynitions part 4

Leper: A wild cat Malaria: Shopping place Mammogram - A telegram to your Mama Medical staff: A doctor's cane Minor Operation - Coal digging Morbid - A higher offer Nitrates: Cheaper than day rates...
15:57 Wed 18th Apr 20122 answers, last by Starbuckone 23:33 Wed 18th Apr 2012
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Medical daffynitions part 3

Ganglia - A very tall thin person Genes - Blue denim slacks Genital - Not Jewish Genotype - The kind of girl Gino likes GI tract: American soldiers' route march Grippe - Suit case Hangnail - Coat hook...
21:37 Mon 16th Apr 20122 answers, last by marval 22:48 Mon 16th Apr 2012
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Medical daffynitions part 2

Cardiac Arrest – Take intocustody for stealing an American car Carpal - Someone you drive to work with Castrate - Market price for setting a fracture Cat scan: Searching for a kitty Cauterize:...
17:47 Sun 15th Apr 20122 answers, last by Starbuckone 20:11 Sun 15th Apr 2012
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Medical daffynitions part 1

Acute: Opposite of an ugly Adenoma - What you say to your mother when you don't know the answer Aerobe - A garment worn around the house Alimentary - What Holmes said to Watson Anally - Occurring...
14:07 Sat 14th Apr 20121 answer, last by marval 14:09 Sat 14th Apr 2012
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More daffynitions

1. Coffee (n.), a person who is coughed upon. 2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained. 3. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach. 4. Esplanade...
21:48 Fri 13th Apr 20124 answers, last by roger 21:50 Sun 15th Apr 2012
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A couple of my old favourites

Dylan is in a queue at the Supermarket when he notices that the rather dishy blonde behind him has just raised her hand and is giving him a big 'hello' . He is rather taken aback that such a looker...
21:47 Fri 13th Apr 20122 answers, last by Starbuckone 23:38 Fri 13th Apr 2012
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Metric terms

1 million microphones = 1 megaphone 2000 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbirds 10 cards = 1 decacards 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche 1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin 10 rations = 1 decoration 10...
21:46 Fri 13th Apr 20124 answers, last by Starbuckone 23:36 Fri 13th Apr 2012
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Mouse pointer

Frequently when I wake my laptop up, for some reason the mouse pointer has been replaced by a magnifying glass symbol instead of the usual pointer. I have to go into control panel to change it back. I...
12:29 Thu 12th Apr 20122 answers, last by chrisrob 12:48 Thu 12th Apr 2012
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Translations

Harlez-vous francais? ..... Can you drive a French motorcycle? Repondez s'il vous plaid ..... Honk if you're Scots. Que sera serf ..... Life is feudal. Monage a trois ..... I am three years old....
14:22 Wed 11th Apr 20122 answers, last by maggiebee 16:01 Wed 11th Apr 2012
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Fishy Latin

Caviar Emptor - Beware of the fish. Carp Diem - Seize the fish. Veni, Vidi, Fishy - I came, I saw, I fished. Cod Erat Demonstrandum - Proving the fish. Squid pro quo - Done a fishy deal. Tempus...
14:22 Wed 11th Apr 20121 answer, last by boxtops 17:15 Wed 11th Apr 2012
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Franglaise

Coup de grace - A lawn mower. La deviation pour chauffeur de camion - My driver likes camels. Moi aussi - I am an Australian. Pas de deux - Father of twins Mange tout - You're pretty mangy yourself....
14:21 Wed 11th Apr 20124 answers, last by marval 15:57 Wed 11th Apr 2012
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Sick as a parrot - dafynitions

Polygon - My parrot’s flown away Politician - This parrot uses sound bites Political - Try to make parrot mentioned above, laugh Polytechnic - Where parrots play with Lego Polyps - mouth on a...
17:54 Mon 09th Apr 20123 answers, last by maggiebee 11:21 Tue 10th Apr 2012
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One liners

Anatomy - something that everybody has but somehow looks better on a girl Bachelor - a fellow that can take women or leave them, and prefers to do both. Mistress - something between a mister and a...
10:08 Sat 07th Apr 20122 answers, last by flump1 12:22 Sat 07th Apr 2012
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The pun is mightier than the sword

111. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? If they flew over the bay, they'd be baguls. 112. Fred Penn lives with his two aunties who run a cafe in the local town. The cafe is famous for its variety of...
16:21 Thu 05th Apr 20125 answers, last by marval 20:45 Thu 05th Apr 2012
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Tales of punny rabbits

101. Employees of the local 10-pun bowling club have gone on STRIKE, leaving the management in diSPARE. Staff say they want to live life in the fast LANE, but have been treated like TURKEYs and left...
16:18 Wed 04th Apr 20121 answer, last by marval 21:48 Wed 04th Apr 2012

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