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Trouble Afoot...

While I was out walking the dog this morning, I saw a guy coming towards me, wearing a shoe on one foot and a boot on the other. He saw me looking puzzled, so I pointed and said "foot trouble" ?. He...
21:15 Wed 26th Nov 2014
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Raw Veg & Dogs...

My dog is always on the lookout for scraps from the kitchen, broccoli, cabbage leaf stalks, carrot, squash etc. Are these things good for him, in moderation ? My second question is, is there any...
11:19 Wed 26th Nov 201430 answers, last by woofgang 15:08 Sat 29th Nov 2014
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Why Are ...

bacon slices called rashers ?
22:35 Mon 17th Nov 201414 answers, last by Chipchopper 10:26 Wed 19th Nov 2014
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One For The Kids...

Q, Why is the number 6 afraid of the number 7 ?. A, Because the number 7...8...9....
20:34 Sun 16th Nov 201420 answers, last by roger 17:28 Mon 17th Nov 2014
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Pocket Check...

A guy is sat on a bar stall in a pub, drinking one beer after another and every time he drains his glass, he takes a peek in the top pocket of his shirt. The barman is curious about this and takes the...
13:27 Fri 14th Nov 20143 answers, last by Old_Geezer 22:56 Fri 14th Nov 2014
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Close Shave...

An old guy damaged his car when he crashed into a pile of rocks on a twisty mountain road, somewhere in West Virginia. A local garage, in a small sleepy, one horse town said they could fix it, but it...
22:06 Sun 09th Nov 20147 answers, last by Georgiesmum 09:08 Mon 10th Nov 2014
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Every Clouds Got A Silver Lining...

Reluctantly, I had to take the dog for his daily walk, in the pouring rain this morning and got absolutely drenched. By the time I back, just yards from the door, miraculously it stopped raining and...
20:03 Sat 08th Nov 20145 answers, last by Chipchopper 21:29 Sun 09th Nov 2014
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Hard Winter ?

It was late Autumn in North Dakota and tribal members on the Indian reservation, asked their newly appointed Chief, what the weather would be like in the approaching Winter. The Chief was a young man...
11:47 Fri 07th Nov 20146 answers, last by Butterbun 16:40 Fri 07th Nov 2014
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Blond On Blond

A blond girl was pulled over by a cop, who was also blond, for speeding in her red convertible in a built up area of town. The cop informed her of exceeding the speed limit and asked to see her...
19:16 Sat 01st Nov 20142 answers, last by Jordyboy9 16:44 Sun 02nd Nov 2014
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Washing Machine Installation...

I've just installed a washing machine but not tested it yet. So, would it be advisable to replace the joints with 'thread seal tape' or should the old stuff be fine ? TIA....
19:10 Thu 30th Oct 20143 answers, last by alavahalf 11:38 Fri 31st Oct 2014
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Welsh Cakes........where Have They Been All My Life!

Had my first taste of these today, absolutely scrumptious! I warmed a couple in the microwave for about 20 seconds. Anyone got any suggestion how else they can be enjoyed ?...
19:59 Fri 24th Oct 20147 answers, last by welshlibranr 00:38 Tue 28th Oct 2014
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Tomtom Signal...

I attempted to use my satnav today but all I got was a flashing message saying:- 'waiting for valid GPS signal. Luckily I also have a garmin that worked fine, once the maps were loaded. So is it...
14:57 Fri 24th Oct 20141 answer, last by SirOracle 15:00 Fri 24th Oct 2014
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Wind Turbines...

Love then, Hate them or just accept the as a necessary evil. Whats always puzzled me about them is, is the thin tapered shape of the blades. Now I'm no expert on aerodynamics but they don't look the...
09:37 Sun 19th Oct 201412 answers, last by Old_Geezer 20:30 Sun 19th Oct 2014
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Halloween's A' Coming.....

Q. How do rednecks celebrate Halloween ? A. Pump kin....
19:25 Sat 18th Oct 201434 answers, last by tonyav 20:34 Sat 18th Oct 2014
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Bad Year For Chestnuts.....

Just an observation. Last year at this time, I remember stuffing my pockets with some good sized chestnuts, down in the woods,this year though, they are small and not worth picking and only fit for...
09:04 Sat 18th Oct 20142 answers, last by cottage-r 23:28 Thu 30th Oct 2014
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Same Song Last & Last....

Radio 2. Aneka Rice ended her show with Freddie and the dreamers song, 'You Were Made For Me'. Strangely Brian Mathew started sounds of the sixties with the same song. Hows that for planning!...
08:47 Sat 18th Oct 20146 answers, last by Sipowicz 11:47 Sat 18th Oct 2014
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Native American-Style Headdresses Banned........

I've just read that organizers want to ban these headdresses from sale at the Glastonbury festival next year, as they apparently racist. Personally I can't understand who would be offended or why....
23:17 Thu 16th Oct 201427 answers, last by janbee 07:01 Tue 21st Oct 2014
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Grinding Noise...

My car is making a grinding sound when I take right turns. So what could be the problem, apart from the nut behind the wheel ?...
21:54 Thu 16th Oct 201416 answers, last by EDDIE51 12:48 Tue 21st Oct 2014
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Dog Stumbling And Falling

I've noticed my dog, whose getting on a bit now, being a bit stiff in the limbs especially first thing in the morning or after he's been sleeping or resting. After his morning walk, he seems to be a...
21:32 Wed 08th Oct 201415 answers, last by harrylggy 19:08 Thu 16th Oct 2014
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Earl Grey....

I remember reading somewhere that its good for lowering cholesterol. Is there any evidence to support this, where perhaps trials have been done ? and is there lower cholesterol counts in Canada where...
18:28 Mon 29th Sep 201411 answers, last by janbee 05:51 Thu 02nd Oct 2014

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