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Taking Back Control, Releasing Britain's Potential

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-50369413 I didn't realise that's what he meant by releasing, i.e. selling off....
10:00 Mon 11th Nov 201912 answers, last by youngmafbog 14:20 Mon 11th Nov 2019
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3 In 1

Writing with a broken pencil is pointless If tomatoes are a fruit, is ketchup a smoothie People who hate to wear glasses go to Specsaverse...
20:44 Fri 08th Nov 20191 answer, last by jno 20:53 Fri 08th Nov 2019
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Movember

As it is only the 7th I was very impressed with the growth of my friend's moustache and said so. She's not my friend any more :-(...
13:20 Thu 07th Nov 20194 answers, last by Ken4155 17:42 Thu 07th Nov 2019
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Would You Consider Getting Your Balls Tattooed, Eyeballs That Is (Although The Former Might Be Less Dangerous)

How daft can young people get with body-image improvement. Isn't it time the nanny state stepped in and outlawed this sort of procedure (this case is in Oz, but I'm sure the UK's wilder narcissistic...
13:07 Thu 07th Nov 201920 answers, last by melv16 14:58 Thu 07th Nov 2019
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It's Our Nhs

Over the years, I have put thousands of pounds into the People's NHS like most of the people in this country. We own it. Boris has no right to give this away to his rich cronies. But he will if he's...
11:35 Thu 07th Nov 201978 answers, last by Peter Pedant 16:30 Fri 08th Nov 2019
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Not R E M A I N After All :-D

Look who is going to LEAVE ! https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/50304679 Sorry to see you go Phil, one of the less rabid, more reasonable Tories (less bigotry, more thinking). Pity about Austerity though :-(...
19:15 Tue 05th Nov 20198 answers, last by retrocop 00:14 Wed 06th Nov 2019
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Let's Just Flip That One Over

Every Forum seems to be clogged up with "Ban Fireworks" calls because it frightens Darling Little Moggy or Doggy. How about "Ban Dogs and Cats", they cause more discomfort and/or distress all the year...
19:04 Tue 05th Nov 201969 answers, last by 10ClarionSt 08:45 Thu 07th Nov 2019
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Tories On The Campaign Trail

In 2015 you promised to build 200,000 starter homes by 2020 for first time buyers. You've actually built zero. How do you explain this? Tory minister: "But Jeremy Corbyn ..." This Tory election...
16:11 Tue 05th Nov 20193 answers, last by naomi24 00:08 Wed 06th Nov 2019
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Skull & Crossbones

A pirate goes to the doctor and says, "I'm worried about these moles on my back " The doctor says, "It's ok, they're benign." The pirate replies,"Count again Doc, I think there be ten!"...
21:13 Mon 04th Nov 20193 answers, last by marval 23:07 Mon 04th Nov 2019
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Coming Over Here For Free Benefits - It's Scandalous ;-)

https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p07sqhzw...
14:16 Mon 04th Nov 20198 answers, last by shoota 20:10 Mon 04th Nov 2019
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Unfortunate Choice Of Word In Headline ?

"backtrack" on excrement disposal ;-) https://uk.yahoo.com/news/train-firms-backtrack-over-pledge-060006293.html...
13:59 Mon 04th Nov 20194 answers, last by youngmafbog 14:24 Mon 04th Nov 2019
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Cat Lovers

Beware the flesh-eaters https://uk.yahoo.com/news/grandmother-coma-flesheating-disease-siamese-cat-scratched-081412139.html...
13:19 Mon 04th Nov 201911 answers, last by ummmm 18:24 Mon 04th Nov 2019
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The Wixard Of Oz

Dorothy: Oh how sad Mr Tinman, how on earth do you cope without a heart. Tinman: It's easy, I'm a Tory...
15:07 Sat 02nd Nov 20193 answers, last by naomi24 15:29 Sat 02nd Nov 2019
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Bozo And Nige

Boris has rejected a pact with Nigel, so we all know what's going to happen next. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-2019-50264395...
20:11 Fri 01st Nov 201981 answers, last by Khandro 13:29 Sun 03rd Nov 2019
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How Did You Vote In The Forthcoming General Election Poll ?

Did you answer honestly ? Did you vote tactically ? Are you likely to change your mind ? Answers on a postcard to Ed who seems obsessed with this issue. [Only joking Ed, honest]...
19:39 Fri 01st Nov 20196 answers, last by Georgiesmum 13:37 Sun 03rd Nov 2019
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The Barmaid Asked . . . . .

The barmaid asked me what a [i] double entendre [i] was so I gave her one....
19:27 Fri 01st Nov 20191 answer, last by Patsy33 22:58 Fri 01st Nov 2019
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Crash Bang Wallop

Not wishing to threadnap into https://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Body-and-Soul/Question1680839.html but Chris's response reminded me of something I witnessed some years ago. It was approaching Xmas and a...
22:47 Thu 31st Oct 20193 answers, last by ummmm 23:18 Thu 31st Oct 2019
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A Lovely Little Tale

A grand old gentleman - may he live and play for a lot longer.https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-50158653...
22:29 Thu 31st Oct 201916 answers, last by Canary42 19:25 Fri 01st Nov 2019
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No Such Thing As Bad Publicity

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-50251779 In my humble opinion this sort of event should be hit with highly punitive fines - it is obviously a publicity stunt of the sort which B*n*tt*n...
18:52 Thu 31st Oct 201912 answers, last by Spicerack 11:02 Fri 01st Nov 2019

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