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Taking Back Control

Looks like Money Printing might follow Passport Printing by going abroad. Taking back control ? You're having a laugh ! https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-50557097...
18:32 Tue 26th Nov 201918 answers, last by cassa333 21:23 Tue 26th Nov 2019
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Sorry Sir, We Can't Have You Painting Slogans On The Side Of A Vehicle, People Might Get The Wrong Idea.

https://uk.yahoo.com/news/police-officer-orders-driver-remove-b-brexit-car-163000948.html Sorry Sir, we can't have you painting slogans on the side of a vehicle, people might get the wrong idea....
21:22 Mon 25th Nov 2019
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What Really Happened.

Balding Boris and Nasty Nigel felt very tired, so they opted for a lie on the bus.
21:01 Mon 25th Nov 2019
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Loose Change

Be nice to find one of these in your loose change https://uk.yahoo.com/finance/news/royal-mint-unveils-largest-ever-000100122.html...
13:56 Mon 25th Nov 20191 answer, last by roopower 15:42 Mon 25th Nov 2019
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Another Pedo Protected By Pope

https://uk.yahoo.com/news/vatican-accused-harbouring-bishop-wanted-155745295.html...
16:31 Sat 23rd Nov 20197 answers, last by ToraToraTora 17:04 Sat 23rd Nov 2019
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Is It Worth Pointing Out At Any Stage In The Election Campaign.......

.. . .. that there is a higher percentage of Right Wingers on Ab than lunatic asylum inmates in the UK population.
19:18 Thu 21st Nov 20199 answers, last by jno 21:27 Thu 21st Nov 2019
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Duke Of York

I came across this (non-PC) comment on the net which really had me chuckling, so couldn't resist plagiarising it :- At least Prince Andrew's alleged sexual exploits are in respect of women. One Duke...
18:31 Thu 21st Nov 20192 answers, last by DTCwordfan 19:02 Wed 27th Nov 2019
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Brewery Tour

I had a guided tour round a brewery today. It was all very interesting, especially when the Guide introduced us to a gorgeous-looking one-legged lass. "This is Angela", the guide said, "She is in...
21:18 Wed 20th Nov 20192 answers, last by Arksided 21:35 Wed 20th Nov 2019
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Unconditional ?

More of that [i] unconditional [i] love that dog-lovers are always banging on about in defence of these dangerous beasts. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-50483602...
14:25 Wed 20th Nov 20193 answers, last by Ken4155 14:32 Wed 20th Nov 2019
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Ewe Should Know Better

Q: Why is that sheep purple A: Because the farmer will herd it through the grapevine...
00:54 Mon 18th Nov 20197 answers, last by bookbinder 18:32 Mon 18th Nov 2019
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Oh Lawn

The grass may be greener on the other side, but at least you don't have to mow it.
21:03 Sun 17th Nov 20191 answer, last by Patsy33 21:56 Sun 17th Nov 2019
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Is Boris Losing His Hair ?

Is Boris losing his hair ? His disheveled appearance at the Cenotaph may be because he has given up combing his hair as each time he did some fell out. And how would a balding Boris appeal to his...
16:04 Sun 17th Nov 20199 answers, last by celestee 12:14 Tue 19th Nov 2019
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Wise Spending?

They spent £1,000,000,000 bribing the DUP to keep them in power. They spent £13,800,000 hiring ferries which didn't even exist, for the Brexit they didn't deliver. They spent £100,000,000 for a [i]...
23:44 Sat 16th Nov 20197 answers, last by tonyav 00:47 Sun 17th Nov 2019
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Gender Bashing

Women sometimes make fools of men, but most guys are the do-it-yourself type.
20:38 Sat 16th Nov 20191 answer, last by Theland 20:43 Sat 16th Nov 2019
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Road Rage

Boris is so enraged that this country drives on the LEFT that he aims to convert it to drive on the RIGHT. When told this would be a mammoth and disruptive move, he said he realised that, and would...
20:12 Fri 15th Nov 2019
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Project Fear Mk2

The panicking Tory Toffs are pulling out all the stops with negative speculation on the Labour Party's plans. Well supported by their planted supporters on Ab. Why aren't they concentrating on their...
10:49 Fri 15th Nov 20195 answers, last by hereIam 16:32 Fri 15th Nov 2019
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Make America Grieve Again . . . . . . .

... and again and again and again and again . . . . . . . https://uk.news.yahoo.com/us-high-school-shooting-six-wounded-attack-saugus-164200934.html?.tsrc=bell-brknews...
23:49 Thu 14th Nov 201920 answers, last by zebo 22:49 Fri 15th Nov 2019
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Is Seven Years Enough - N O

Callous child killer with previous convictions - should be 27 years IMHO. https://uk.yahoo.com/news/arrogant-former-ministers-sentenced-over-toddler-alfie-lambs-car-seat-death-151820723.html He'll be...
18:08 Thu 14th Nov 201915 answers, last by retrocop 17:23 Fri 15th Nov 2019
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My New Pet (Who Doesn't Mind Fireworks By The Way)

I was lonely and decided life would be more fun if I had a small pet. I went to the pet store and told them that I wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, I finally bought a centipede,...
18:29 Wed 13th Nov 20197 answers, last by CrapAtCryptics 14:12 Thu 14th Nov 2019
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Primitive Rituals From A Primitive Country . . . . . .

. . . . which Bozza (who was born there) wants us to join with. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-50388074...
01:06 Wed 13th Nov 20199 answers, last by andy-hughes 16:58 Thu 14th Nov 2019

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