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Shaglene

Tommy Cooper Jokes..............

The Grim Reaper came for me last night, and I beat him off with a Vacuum Cleaner. Talk about Dyson with death. I went to the cemetery yesterday to lay some flowers on a grave. As I was standing there...
19:24 Tue 13th Oct 20158 answers, last by Gromit 21:14 Wed 14th Oct 2015
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gness

Gardens Are The Most Fascinating Of Places.....

....just been looking at my photos......most are taken in the garden....including this gorgeous chap.......x http://oi61.tinypic.com/2d9wjuf.jpg...
16:48 Mon 12th Oct 201518 answers, last by viv41 14:20 Tue 13th Oct 2015
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retrocop

Quasimodo And The Cop

THE WORLDS WORST COP JOKE Quasimodo, the demented bell ringer of Notre Dame, put an ad in the papers for a assistant bell ringer. One man applied for the job but he had no arms. "How are you going to...
22:59 Mon 12th Oct 20159 answers, last by Oldred 23:42 Mon 12th Oct 2015
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retrocop

The Little Fireman

A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when he notices a little boy next door. The little boy is in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the side. He is wearing...
23:29 Mon 12th Oct 20151 answer, last by askyourgran 23:38 Mon 12th Oct 2015
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lynbrown

Stuart Rose

How much will he get paid for this post?
21:37 Mon 12th Oct 201517 answers, last by ichkeria 07:53 Tue 13th Oct 2015
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iloveher

Peter Andre On Strictly

can't help thinking the BBC are doing all they can to help him win In fact, I thought he was rubbish this weekend, certainly no better than Anthony Ogogo. I'd love to see Katie Derham and Jeremy Vine...
22:17 Sun 11th Oct 201556 answers, last by viv41 15:59 Mon 12th Oct 2015
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anotheoldgit

The Next Time You Think About Opening A Window On A Bus Think Again.

http://www.itv.com/news/central/2015-10-06/cctv-images-show-men-wanted-for-repeated-stabbing-on-bus/...
10:21 Wed 07th Oct 201569 answers, last by Hypognosis 17:32 Thu 08th Oct 2015
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joggerjayne

The Not Watching Bake Off Thread

Okay, this is getting ridiculous. They've been talking about Bake Off on the radio all day. And I texted a friend this evening to ask if she fancied a drink in the town, and she said ... Could I wait...
19:59 Wed 07th Oct 201561 answers, last by Marshwarble 10:44 Thu 08th Oct 2015
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slinky.kate

Whats Your Beverage

if you are only allowed one type of beverage for a week,what would it be,mine is Yorkshire tea.
22:24 Mon 05th Oct 201530 answers, last by viv41 20:51 Tue 06th Oct 2015
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askyourgran

I've Received A Text From Nhs-No-Reply ....

I don't mind getting texts to remind me of an appointment but today they've sent me a survey asking how likely would I be to recommend my Doctor's Surgery to family and friends if they needed similar...
23:17 Sat 03rd Oct 201513 answers, last by askyourgran 00:22 Sun 04th Oct 2015
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Caran

Trade Discriptions Act?

Bought a box of pulled duck from Morrisons. It said it was pulled duck on the box. When I opened it there were two uncooked duck legs and a sachet of sauce. Instructions said cook in the oven and then...
21:59 Sat 03rd Oct 201564 answers, last by Mamyalynne 14:21 Sun 04th Oct 2015
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askyourgran

I Have A Couple Of Problems If Anyone Can Advise

1 Shockwave (whatever it does) seems to stop regularly and I have to stop the programme, is there an alternative to this? it seems to freeze the screen not sure why it does this. 2. I've downloaded...
21:08 Wed 30th Sep 20157 answers, last by askyourgran 21:40 Sat 03rd Oct 2015
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fourteen85

New Car Smoking Laws

Leaving aside the ethics of whether a pregnant women should or shouldn't smoke, is an unborn child classed as under 18 for the purposes of this new law, or does a baby have to be born to be classed as...
19:09 Thu 01st Oct 201529 answers, last by Togo 12:55 Mon 05th Oct 2015
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EDDIE51

Do You Believe This?

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015/09/30/woman-mistakes-expanding-builders-foam-hair-mousse_n_8219004.html Looks like a joke that backfired to me....
20:31 Thu 01st Oct 20154 answers, last by woofgang 22:14 Thu 01st Oct 2015
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nailit

If You Could Have Your Life Again

(lets say...from age 20 onwards) what would you do different?...
18:50 Wed 30th Sep 201567 answers, last by gness 17:57 Thu 01st Oct 2015
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ivor4781

Row About Neaclear Weapons

corbyn is getting flak over saying we dont need nuclear weapons and would not push "the button" well done him no other European country has the except France so what would they do if threatened ?...
18:20 Wed 30th Sep 201548 answers, last by Booldawg 11:06 Fri 02nd Oct 2015
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askyourgran

Hope Chris Is About I,m Needing Some Help

I've had to use the IPad my vista laptop has been invaded with some mega bug a couple of days ago i clicked on a Mozilla notice that said my drivers are out of date which has given me a mass of stuff...
19:58 Thu 24th Sep 201513 answers, last by askyourgran 22:43 Fri 25th Sep 2015
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Ann

Happy Birthday Grasscarp

Have a lovely birthday x
00:07 Thu 24th Sep 201528 answers, last by DaisyNonna 22:39 Thu 24th Sep 2015
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Lie-in King

Happy Birthday Mamyalynne!

I hope you have a lovely day! :-)) x
00:00 Tue 22nd Sep 2015104 answers, last by Mamyalynne 12:25 Wed 23rd Sep 2015
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Tilly2

I Did Go To Specsavers Today

as I have been having problems with my current glasses. They had a deal, two pairs for £85....now, choosing one pair was problematic, choosing two pairs was way too much for me. Decisions, decisions!...
19:58 Fri 18th Sep 201561 answers, last by Tilly2 17:40 Sat 19th Sep 2015

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