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mrs_overall

I Need To Know Your Star Signs

By popular demand (not to mention the blackmail and threats of physical violence) I have been asked to use my considerable talents to provide AB horoscopes. I will be using the old Yorkshire methods...
07:13 Fri 15th Mar 2013199 answers, last by Canary42 22:23 Tue 19th Mar 2013
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Iluvspikey

Which Do You Prefer:

Chicken: As a roast dinner with chips and salad something foreign -eg Curry and rice or Caccitore and noodles Beef: As a roast dinner as a steak with all the trimmings Something foreign - curry and...
20:12 Mon 11th Mar 201322 answers, last by China Doll 20:01 Tue 12th Mar 2013
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sir.prize

Chis Huhne

As expected. Cos he's a Cabinet minister, Huhne gets light sentence of 8 months. Probably serve 4 months. Also possible 10% reduction from sentence 'cos he pleaded guilty. Huh - he repeatedly denied...
18:04 Mon 11th Mar 201368 answers, last by bibblebub 13:28 Sat 23rd Mar 2013
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anotheoldgit

Well I Ask You, Have We Finally Lost All Our Sense Of Humour?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2286391/Headmasters-message-announcing-teachers-retirement-hid-coded-insult-spotted-colleague.html For setting out this message on the retirement of a teacher...
12:45 Fri 01st Mar 201326 answers, last by 1ndex 01:29 Sat 02nd Mar 2013
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adrianben

Don't You Just Love A Bit Of ...

Fresh Coriander ? I love it, but I would love to know what you love most ! Come on, be honest ! x
00:21 Thu 14th Feb 201310 answers, last by Answerprancer 00:40 Thu 14th Feb 2013
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trt

Horse Meat, It Didnt Take Long.

A woman has been taken into hospital after eating horse meat burgers from Tesco. Her condition is said to be stable. ***************** So they have found a Horse burger in Tesco. What's next, My Lidl...
11:56 Wed 13th Feb 20137 answers, last by Dodger666 11:47 Fri 15th Feb 2013
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RATTER15

And I Thought It Was All Done With Photoshop!!

All you need is a decent vacuum cleaner!!
23:23 Tue 12th Feb 20132 answers, last by 1ndex 00:17 Thu 14th Feb 2013
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Jemisa

The Elderly Golfer...

An elderly golfer comes in after a good round of golf at the new course and heads straight to the bar/restaurant area of the club house. As he passes through the swinging doors, he spots a sign...
23:45 Tue 12th Feb 20133 answers, last by 1ndex 00:15 Thu 14th Feb 2013
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Jemisa

Tea For Two...

A man and wife were having an argument about who should make the pot of tea in the morning. The wife told him that he should do it because he gets up first.The husband said that she was in charge of...
16:00 Wed 13th Feb 201310 answers, last by 1ndex 00:04 Thu 14th Feb 2013
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Jemisa

No Loo Paper...

So I was in Liverpool, having a shyte in the public toilets. When a scouse voice in the next cubicle says;"Hey mate, there"s no loo roll in "ere. Pass us some through, will ya? ."So I unravelled a few...
15:14 Wed 13th Feb 201310 answers, last by askyourgran 00:09 Thu 14th Feb 2013
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Smowball

My Doctor....

My doctor told me to watch what I eat. So he bought me 2 tickets for The Grand National........
15:39 Wed 13th Feb 20132 answers, last by askyourgran 23:59 Wed 13th Feb 2013
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Jemisa

Drunk Driving...

It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was driving home, and was pulled over by a traffic copper. Upon being tested, the fellow couldn't walk a straight line any more than he could...
23:56 Tue 08th Jan 20135 answers, last by 1ndex 23:56 Wed 13th Feb 2013
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Jemisa

Important Matters...

A Deaf couple are getting married, and the groom to be decides that they should make sure from the start that they understand important matters, so using sign language he explains to his bride: "When...
16:26 Wed 13th Feb 20137 answers, last by askyourgran 23:58 Wed 13th Feb 2013
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joeluke

Burgers

McDonalds are the latest victim in the meat scandal. Apparently traces of Beef have been found in their burgers....
17:31 Wed 13th Feb 20134 answers, last by 1ndex 23:53 Wed 13th Feb 2013
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starone

20 Thoughts From Aunty Acid

1. Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a Diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade. 2. I don't like wearing pantyhose. Every time I fart I...
21:24 Wed 13th Feb 201310 answers, last by Tammytoo 19:30 Sun 17th Feb 2013
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Jemisa

When In Spain...

A big American tourist stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming around in Spain. While sipping his wine, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table....
14:07 Sun 10th Feb 20135 answers, last by 1ndex 23:49 Wed 13th Feb 2013
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marval

Bull

A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher's prize bull was missing from the section through which the railroad passed. The rancher only wanted...
18:12 Wed 13th Feb 20133 answers, last by 1ndex 23:47 Wed 13th Feb 2013
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queenofmean

3 Nuns

Three Nun's were talking. The first nun said ' I was cleaning in Father's room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines'. 'What did you do? the other nuns asked....
20:36 Tue 12th Feb 20132 answers, last by 1ndex 23:45 Wed 13th Feb 2013
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lankeela

Condoms

The largest condom factory in the States burned down. President Obama was awakened at 4 am by the telephone. "Sorry to bother you at this hour, Sir, but there is an emergency! I've just received word...
19:51 Wed 13th Feb 20136 answers, last by 1ndex 23:43 Wed 13th Feb 2013
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DTCwordfan

Army Way Of Using Toilet Paper.

Given everything has to be "taught" in the Army, from cleaning your teeth, to shaving, ironing and polishing your boots, are you surprised that there are instructions on how to clean one's self down...
19:55 Wed 13th Feb 20139 answers, last by Baldric 19:27 Sun 17th Feb 2013

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