The Elderly Golfer...

Jemisa | 23:45 Tue 12th Feb 2013 | Jokes

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An elderly golfer comes in after a good round of golf at the new course
and heads straight to the bar/restaurant area of the club house.

As he passes through the swinging doors, he spots a sign hanging
over the bar that reads:

COLD BEER: £5.00
HAMBURGER: £10.00
CHEESEBURGER: £15.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH : £18.50

HAND JOB: £250.00

Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary money, the old
golfer walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive
barmaid who is serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled golfers.
She glides down behind the bar to the old golfer.

"Yes?" she inquires with a wide, knowing smile. "May I help you sir?"
The old golfer leans over the bar and whispers,
"I was wondering young lady,
are you the one who gives the hand-jobs around here?"
She looks into his wrinkled eyes and with a wide smile purrs, "Yes sir, I am."

The old golfer leans in even closer and into her left ear says softly,

"Well then, be sure to wash your hands very well , because I want a Chicken Sandwich...