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To All You Mothers Out There ...

My 33 yr old son put a message for fathers day on Facebook today praising his father, that he's also his best friend & how much he loves him etc. Also a few weeks ago he put a poem about fathers on...

slinky.kate

Reasons To Be Fed Up

have a cold sore on my lip and I just bit it,blastard, cleaning my fridge,its half done and I am knackered,been at it over an hour,keep starting and stopping. I wan someone to help me an my son wont...

AniaBomb

What Does "bespoke" Mean.

I know that by this stage in my life I should already know but what does the term "Bespoke" mean. I just cant get my little gray cells around the proper meaning......

ladybirder

Would You Intervene?

Charles Saatchi has got his wife, Nigella Lawson by the throat in a restaurant in London. Criticism is being levelled at onlookers who didn't intervene. Would you intervene between man and wife in...

anotheoldgit

Violence Breaks Out In Paris Over Burkha Ban

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2341113/Frances-burkha-ban-sparks-violence-Paris-police-try-arrest-woman-wearing-veil-pregnant-woman-attacked-covering-face.html Whereas it was completely wrong...

tonyav

Kitten Born With Two Faces.

http://video.uk.msn.com/watch/video/two-faced-kitten-rare-janus-cat-born-in-oregon/2gpg1sj2...

AB Editor

Lose The Lads Mags Campaign

joggerjayne

I'm Wealthy And You Lot Are Not

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2339716/Time-start-saving-Victoria-Beckhams-new-bag-collection-goes-sale-youll-need-REALLY-Posh-budget-buy-one.html You know that if a hotel is called the...

sandyRoe

And Of My Three Score Years And Ten, Sixty Six Won't Come Again...

It was my birthday yesterday and for me a melancholy day. Could it be I don't enjoy them anymore because I've come lately to think of them as milestones to Milltown?

Sqad

Channel 5?

Just had a 2.4 metre dish installed but still cannot get Channel 5 this morning. Anybody else having difficulty?...

AB Editor

Benefit's Capped By Number Of Children

excelsior-1

The Bad Dreams

A man goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having a nightmare - the man wakes him and asks his son if he is OK? The son replies he is scared because he dreamt that Auntie Susie...

excelsior-1

Baked Beans

Once upon a time there lived a woman who had a maddening passion for baked beans. She loved them but unfortunately they had always had a very embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction to her. Then one...

mikey4444

Noah's Ark

There is an interesting discussion on Noah's Ark in today Guardian. As an educated person and a rationalist, I can't see how the Ark could possibly have been big enough to get one animal of each...

Mojo-Jo-Jo

Council Flat And A Nuisance Tree.

Hi everyone. I have a lovely ground floor flat with a picture window...and a bloody great sycamore in front of it. Both are owned by the council. I have tried to argue that the tree steals all my...

mikey4444

Winter Fuel Payment To Go ?

Labour have announced that they will axe the Winter Fuel payment for wealthy people. Its not really a party political issue as the Tories have muttered about doing something similar. This will save...

1ndex

Wedding Ring

do you wear a wedding ring?

marval

Two Blondes

A blonde went to a computer shop in anger and threw her new laptop on the desk at the sales person. She told the salesman, "You have cheated me. I cannot transfer a file from my previous laptop."...

cupid04

See How Far This Goes......yet Again.

The last one disappeared after 30 days. So here's the follow-up. Just follow on with a song title or lyric that has something in common with the previous. I'll start you off with:- Baby its cold...