An Ode To The Irksome People In Your Life

[albaqwerty]

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch
of the person the screws up your day and may their
arms be too short to scratch.



(courtesy of a friend on FB)

[stuey]

Is that malediction, alba?

[stuey]

"a malediction"

[excelsior-1]

hmmmm, very imaginative

[albaqwerty]

There have been times when I wish fire and brimstone to rain down on a numpty, but this will suffice very nicely :-)

Stuey, I miss yer Stewey posts :-(

Afternoon Excel xxx

[excelsior-1]

good afternoon, lovely lady X

[stuey]

Alba, I often think that I'm not all here: part of me seems to have floated off into a large black hole:)

[albaqwerty]

aha, stuey, that's what comes of tramping across the field y'know :-)

Excel, may I be presumptious?
http://www.jobisjob.co.uk/cambridgeshire/warehouse/jobs
I know you're more than capable and so on and so forth, it's just that your AB friends want to help as much as they possibly can xxxx

[excelsior-1]

very helpful, thank you very much

[albaqwerty]

a friend of the older alba wanted to work in warehouse/distribution, but at the age of 21, he was frequently told he had no experience.
Once again, how on earth does one get a job to gain experience if they have no previous experience?
I sincerely wish you well in your job search, Excel xxx

[lady-janine]

another one (insult that is): your mother must have been fe***d by an elephant to produce such an a***h**e as you.

hello all.

[boxtops]

Ahem, if's an Ode, it ought to rhyme at least once :-)

[albaqwerty]

hiya LJ xx
(I slept in this morning for the GMEB thread!)

I think I've decided who I want your prayer to be directed at :-D

[albaqwerty]

oh, Boxy, I was trying to fit the darned thing into the question box :-)

How's you and Nibble? all well I hope x

[lady-janine]

hi excel. do wish you the very best of luck. and you alba. you both deserve to get the jobs you wish for.

in aldi the other day and the woman on the till was so very happy, her second day and she was delighted to have a job. I just wished her good luck. felt pleased for her.

[albaqwerty]

one thing I do wish I could do is draw.
I can see things in my mind, but the translation to me fingertips just refuses to happen :-)
If I could draw, then I'd flog the piccies for a moderate sum, but I'm really good with figures. However, thanks to computers etc., I've been out-sourced!

[lady-janine]

stewy/stuey did that part of you melt and dissolve through the holes of your string vest?