Double Question

[bobtheturkey]

Are you satisfied with your draught excluder and where did you buy your sieve

[mrs_overall]

Blimey stewey, if you use a string vest, your gravy must be REALLY lumpy

[joggerjayne]

Hey, Mrs_O ...

I saw that some place in Whitby was voted the best fish and chip place in Britain.

[Peaspeculiars]

Draught Excluder = The dog, Satisfied? yes, but expensive to run.
Sieve = Old pair of stockings

[stewey]

Peaspeculiars, your gravy must be fine compared to mine.

[berniecuddles]

1.lay mrs c on the floor..! stops all draughts
2. mrs c's knickers her ED's

[mrs_overall]

Hi JJ

But of course the finest fish & chips in the land are in Whitby.
This town is a very well kept secret to those south of Watford lol

[Peaspeculiars]

(Fishnets Stewey - holes in them like a sieve) :-)

[joggerjayne]

Secret?

Whitby Goth Weekend made the Brighton ArseGas ...

http://www.theargus.co.uk/magazine/travel/10961932.Dominic_Smith_visits_the_Yorkshire_town_of_Whitby_for_its_infamous_Goth_Weekend/

[DTCwordfan]

Stewey's fishnet stockings were hung
by the chimney with care -
He had worn them all week,
and they needed the air.

His silky underwear, too,
was in need of a sloopy spritz,
but the washer and dryer
were on the Lady J 'Oh Buqqer' fritz.

On washer! On dryer!
The switches are JJ busted,
congealed, corroded
and totally rusted.

Stewey tried hard to fix them.
Tony tried too, and the Builder failed.
So then up on Mrs O's mantle
those stockings were nailed.

They hung there for a Ratter year
and then low and behold -
Ed filled them with riches
much better than Gness's gold.

In each of the stockings
that draughted in the air
was a cheque for the
AB washer and dryer repair.

[stewey]

Excellent, DTCwordfan, but what about my question in "How It Works"? Anyway, I'm off across the field to the bar now, and I aint taking no stinkin' draft excluder with me...Cheers.