If You Were Being Attacked

[bobtheturkey]

by a giant fried egg which kitchen implement would you choose to defend yourself with?

[Peter Pedant]

hmm - hard or soft centred ?

[starone]

An egg slice of course, what else?

[decmangan]

A wok. As in go to wok on an egg.

[Arksided]

A fork. Think I'd be to worried about where the chicken that laid it was.

[Quoi]

The empty bottle of gin in your hand.

[decmangan]

Try again. A wok - go to wok on an egg (egg marketing board years back)

[jomifl]

an egg beater

[seekeerz]

Time to bring in the daleks, I think