Caption Competition, November 22

[excelsior-1]

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[janbee]

OMG doctor, couldn't you warm your hands first?

[janbee]

When you said you were going to take my temperature I thought you meant ORALLY !!

[albaqwerty]

awww, you said I could have that last piece of cake :-(

[netibiza]

"Madonna wants another baby?? omg!!!!"

[mallyh]

ok who put the chalk on the binoculars .

[WELSHYORKIE]

News of the England batting collapse spread quickly...................

[douglas9401]

Hey kids! Don't play with fireworks!

[waterboatman]

What are you going to do with that mum?

[aelmpvw]

oh no, she's got the same dress on as me

[marval]

Couldn't I have just gone to the hairdressers.

[stewey]

I bet that nobody will be brazen enough to use the word "golliwog" in their quote.

[slinky.kate]

my name is bubbles?do you know Michael?

[Psybbo]

Well, nobody told me.

[murraymints]

It's minty in her sick bed !