"When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn’t work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me." – Emo Philips
Oh, pay attention, naomi and RATTER. society has already answered 'salvation from everything in general'.
Salvation from love, steaks, telegraph poles, friendship, poetry, religion... You know what 'everything in general' means for heaven's sake!