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marval | 19:44 Wed 28th Nov 2012 | Jokes
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Old Saint Nick, with his big red sack slid down the chimney, and there sat a curvy blonde, wearing a negligee.

"Santa," she breathed, "won't you stay a while?"

"I can’t," he replied, "I have too many presents to deliver. After all it is Christmas eve."

She slipped off the negligee, revealing a lacy bra & panties.

"Oh do stay a while Santa," she purred.

"I really can’t he replied."I have a whole load of presents for the children."

She slid sexily out of her bra & panties and lay on the bed.

"Please, please stay," she said in a low husky voice.

"I’ll have to stay now," he replied. "I'll never get back up the chimney."
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LOL lol, naughty girl.
Oh, has he eaten all the mince pies?
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lol, sibton
Oi, you know why and it aint cus of the mince pies is it lol ^^^^^.
And that naughty girl has emptied his sack.
lol must of had a big sack.
Tee-hee, much better than my story.
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No, I liked your story Star.

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