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The Deaf Italian Bookkeeper
Following on from Jemisa's joke
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, ***, has cheated him out of $10,000,000.
His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place.
It was assumed that *** would hear nothing so he would never have to testify in court.
When the Godfather goes to confront *** about his missing $10 million, he takes along his lawyer who knows sign language.
The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where's the money?
The lawyer, using sign language, asks *** where's the money?
*** signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about."
The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about."
The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to ***'s temple and says, "Ask him again!"
The lawyer signs to ***, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him.."
*** signs back, "OK.!!!! You win!
The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin Bruno's house."
The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?"
The lawyer replies, " He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."
Don't you just love lawyers ....
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, ***, has cheated him out of $10,000,000.
His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place.
It was assumed that *** would hear nothing so he would never have to testify in court.
When the Godfather goes to confront *** about his missing $10 million, he takes along his lawyer who knows sign language.
The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where's the money?
The lawyer, using sign language, asks *** where's the money?
*** signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about."
The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about."
The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to ***'s temple and says, "Ask him again!"
The lawyer signs to ***, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him.."
*** signs back, "OK.!!!! You win!
The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin Bruno's house."
The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?"
The lawyer replies, " He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."
Don't you just love lawyers ....
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