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I heard that Boris has nicked the joke that Bob Marshall-Andrews used to tell - we all know how big Boris is on "modesty" and self-deprecation ?
He gets in a cab,bound for Heathrow.
He notices that the Cabby keeps on staring at him,in the rear-view mirror
After a short time,the Cabby says,"Alright,mate,aren"t you gonna give me
a clue"?
Boris says,"Oh....ok...I was an MP,and I"m on the Television quite a lot"
Cabby: "No mate,I mean which Terminal d"you want"