Thought for Monday

[McMouse]

While hiking down along the river this morning, I saw a Muslim extremist
fall into the river. He was struggling to stay afloat because of all the guns and bombs he was carrying.

Along with him was a Jamaican who was also struggling to stay afloat because
of the large backpack of drugs that was strapped to his back. If they didn't
get help, they'd surely drown.

Being a responsible English citizen and abiding by the law to help those in
distress, I informed the police and rescue services.
It is now 8 pm, both have drowned, and neither authority has responded.
I'm starting to think I wasted two stamps!

[oldnitro]

Being a responsible Australian citizen I would have jumped into the river and held them under, just to make sure.

[Jemisa]

A Good joke despite your shortcomings.

jem

[JonnyBoy12]

I hope that they do not stamp out jokes like this on the AB; that was almost funny!

[marval]

Made me smile