There was a lady from Barking Creek
Who had her monthlies twice a week.
Said a lady from Woking,
" Oh dear, how provoking.
It interferes with the poking, so to speak."
There was a young lady from Hitchen
Who was scratching her ( Self ) In the kitchen.
Her Mother said " Rose, crabs I suppose "
She said " ( Knickers ), get on with your knitting "
.
There was a young fellow from Stroud
Who was ( Fondling ) his girl in a crowd
A man at the front said " I smell (something) "
Right out loud.
( Please feel free to amend any words enclosed in brackets ).
There once was a man called Obama
Who stole a Cowtipper from a llama
It spat in his face
And lost him the race
And that's what we Cow-Rollers call karma.