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queencharlotte | 21:29 Wed 18th May 2011 | ChatterBank
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There once was a girl named Queen Charlotte
Who made extra cash as a harlot
She screwed a producer
Who tried to seduce her
And now shes a Hollywood Starlet
There was an old lady from Ealing...
(you know the rest)
Second favourite:
The was an old man from Australia
Who painted his @rse like a dahlia
Tuppence a smell was all very well
But thruppence a lick was a failia
There was a young man from Kent
Whose tool was exceedingly bent
To save himself trouble
He stuck it in double
And instead of coming he went.
There was a young lady called Alice,
Used a dynamite stick as a phallus,
They found her vagina
In North Carolina,
And bits of her tits down in Dallas.
LMFAO
wait until the ed reads that1then mike...you will be banned lol...but it is funny....
That's quite tame. You should have read the toilet wall in A stairs, Hatfield College Durham, 1972.
There was a young man from Belbroughton.....(It's near Stourbridge)
Who had an incredibly short one
To make up for his loss
He had the balls of an 'oss
and a kick like a 650 Norton
:-)
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From the crypt of the church of St. Giles
Came a scream that resounded for miles.
Said the vicar, "Good Gracious!
Has Father Ignatius
Forgotten the Bishop has piles?"

Don1t understand it but it rhymes well with good scansion.
"Don't understand it "
Yeah, that'll be right!
why would he be banned, it sounds like your average Essex Chavesse on a Saturday night

There was a young lady called Alice,
Used a dynamite stick as a phallus,
They found her vagina
In an Essex Diner
And her tits all over Buckingham Palace
There was a young fellow named Tucker
Who, instructing a novice ***,
Said, "Don't blow out your lips
Like an elephant's hips;
The boys like it best when you pucker."

A pansy who lived in Khartoum
Took a lesbian up to his room,
And they argued a lot
About who would do what
And how and with which and to whom.


A neurotic young playboy named Gleason
Liked boys for no tangible reason.
A frontal lobotomy
Cured him of sodomy
But ruined his plans for the season.
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There was once a queer from Khartoum
who took a lesbian up to his room
they spent the whole night
in a hell of a fight
over who should do what to whom.
Notice all these seem to be on the same subject. What a mucky lot we are tonight!
I've got an awful feeling that this thread will run longer than Bobbi's "Remember when".
the sky was dark the moon was high me and her all alone
her skin so soft her legs so fine i ran my hand along her spine
i remember my fear my fast beating heart
she slowly spread her legs apart
and when she did i felt no shame as all the white stuff came
at last it was finished its all over now
it wasnt that bad..my first time milking a cow...
Obscure one, only funny when you are three sheets to the wind

There was a young fellow called Lee,
Who was stung on the neck by a wasp.
When asked if it hurt
He said, "No, not at all"
It can do it again if it likes.

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