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[marval]

Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:

"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want-and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?"

His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night.. whether you're here or not."

[boxtops]

LOL, a twist on a similar one posted a few days back.

[sidkid]

Don't understand your announcement Boxtops. Was Marval wrong to post this as it is similar to a recent posting? What is your point exactly?

[RATTER15]

I think Boxtops is just making a friendly comment, does it in someway appear unfriendly to you sidkid?

[boxtops]

Not at all, sidkid - this one has a different ending, hence my comment about the twist. I like this one. It does say LOL - I was laughing...

[sidkid]

I appreciate that this is a forum Ratter, however the comment was actually directed at the poster. I didn't say anything about it being unfriendly it just seemed to be a bit of a put-down. I enjoy Marval's jokes but it seems a shame to see so many "that's rubbish, heard it before, been posted before comments. That's all...no big deal really.

[marval]

It is alright I didn't see it as a put down

[boxtops]

Thanks marval, it certanly wasn't intended as such, I liked the alternative ending!

[Bobbisox]

I once put a joke in that went totally arse up..LOL
I liked it marval.;-0

[marval]

Glad you both liked it