Curry and Farting

[milly143]

Sorry if this puts you off all your food but I want to know what is it about Indian food that makes people trump?

We had one last night and the bf stunk the place out so much we had to move to another room. I would like to point out that no, it wasn't me! :o)

[DTCwordfan]

http://www.jokefile.c..._jokes/curryfart.html

the ultimate curry fart??

[mccfluff]

brussel sprouts make me fart

[yogi-bear]

Peeeeuwww........would'nt like to be standing behind you when you're "sprouted up", fluffpot.......:0) x

[supersuezy24]

Carrots are unreal for making you fart!!!

[mccfluff]

no you really wouldn't :-)

and i don;t know if anyone else gets this and apologise if i'm being gross but when i'm due on i seem to get really bad windypops????

[pusskin]

just having a bad cough and trumping, has been enough for me --forget the curries

[yogi-bear]

LOL.....my ginger nut's just been put back down on the plate, fluffy.

.....but can you play Massive Attack's Unfinished Symphony on the windypops, eh? :0)

[mccfluff]

never tried b ut i'll give it ago

impressed you carry your ginger nuts around on a plate :-)

[yogi-bear]

Loads in 'em, fluff.......what can i say?......you gotta be careful or i'll have yer eye out!........lol x

[redman41]

They should have a Star rating system on the Indian Takeaway Menu Board.
1* = Low Fart Curry
5* = High Fart Curry

[DTCwordfan]

thats not a bad idea, redman - bit like the Scoville index for chilli strength. Guess they should be really FUs (Fart Units) but I would propose BUs - at school we had this lad who unleashed an almighty 5 one (firebells's ringing and kids screaming type of one). That got classified as a "Benchripper" so hence a BU.....

[whiskeryron]

I remember this tale being passed around some while ago,
a guy goes to the docs about excessive wind & they are coming out of him all the time he is talking to the doc, the doc says lower your trousers & u/wear & pop on to the trolley & we'll see if there is any abnormality I'm just going out of the room for a minute.
When he came back in he was carrying a long pole with a hook on the end, & the guy says 'you're not gonna operate are you doc' ?
doc replies 'no I'm gonna open all the bleedin' windows'.

[heathfield]

The great thing about returning from a visit to India is being able to have a dry fart!! ;-)

[beattie819]

It was eggs with my ex hubby.and although its hard to believe, he could trump in the bath (which always smells much worse).and make the bubbles reach all the way down to his ankles! Try as I might, my bubbles have always just gone pathetically upwards and fizzled out.

[piggynose]

thanx pixi, for that, it was so yummy, made it the other night, for todays lunch,
yum yum
but no wind!!

[piggynose]

whiskeyron... you forgot to add, i´m gonna open the all the windows cuz it stinks in here