A husband and wife were suffering from a stale love life, at the suggestion of their friend they bought a water bed to spice things up a bit, didn't work they just drifted further apart.
A blonde driving the wrong way down a one way street gets pulled over by a cop who says "Didn't you see the arrows?"
The blonde says "I didn't even see the Indians."
Did you hear about the two gay judges who tried each other?