That's the same as a joke I always bring out when I have a couple of glasses of wine. Woman is complaining that her sex life is non existant, she hears that dog food is a good aphrodisiac so she makes her husband a Pal pie, the Pal pie works wonders and she tells her friend how good it was, but unfortunately hubby dies. Friends asks if he died from heart attack due to too much excertion, no says she.... he was sitting in the road licking his dick when a car ran him over.