Why is it...

[Bbbananas]

you decide to go on a diet - all you can think about is food.
you decide to become celibate - all you can think of is sex.

Not really a question, just an observation, cos my stomach's rumbling.

[mccfluff]

i feel sorry for the cat though, but not too much and she did the smelliest fart in the world this morning, and then looked proud of herself

[snags]

Well you're the one feeding it, so it's your own damn fault ;-p

[joggerjayne]

Good reasons for not owning a cat, Nr. 87

(as above)

[craft1948]

thanks............I've just remembered there's a big bag of Minstrels lurking in the fridge.

[Bbbananas]

Oh god yes. That is just disgusting. Remind me never to get a cat (as if...)

[mccfluff]

true, probably the popcorn she nicked off me then :-)

[craft1948]

that's better than me fluff.....I went next door to re-tune her freeview for her....came back to find the dog had p!ssed up the coffee table leg :-(

[snags]

Not really fair to blame the dog for your own lapses in urinary control is it ;-p

[craft1948]

I'd strap a tena lady to the bloody thing but it's a boy i.e. just sprays anywhere...

[mccfluff]

you can get tenner for men crafty, maybe a little adjument might be needed

can't you just get it chopped off (said in a very callous and offhand manner calculated to get the boys crossing their legs and wincing)

[mccfluff]

tena for men*